Recent RM Develops Type Two Diabetes After 8th Date This Week to Rockwell Ice Cream

When Dallin Smith’s Mission President told him he had to be married in six months or face probable ensnarement by the wily traps of indolence and pornography, he could never have imagined what following that advice might cost. Smith returned from his mission in Brazil two months ago, but with only four months left until midnight he had to start taking extreme measures to hit … Continue reading Recent RM Develops Type Two Diabetes After 8th Date This Week to Rockwell Ice Cream

LDS Church Bans ‘Footprints in the Sand’ Poem From All Pulpits

The LDS Church announced that they plan to ban any and all mentions of the oft-mentioned “Footprints in the Sand” poem in an email to all members Thursday morning.  The poem, which has been read or referenced in every Latter-Day Saint meeting that has ever existed, tells the story of a person who is walking on the beach and notices that the footprints of the … Continue reading LDS Church Bans ‘Footprints in the Sand’ Poem From All Pulpits

Aspiring Entrepreneur Reselling Salt Lake Temple Sealing Reservations

On December 29, 2019, the Salt Lake Temple will close for renovations that are expected to take more than four years. While some were saddened by the announcement that the historic temple will not be open during the renovations, others are taking advantage of the closure. Aspiring entrepreneur Garrett Coleman knew there was a business opportunity as soon as the news broke. Coleman, 23, immediately … Continue reading Aspiring Entrepreneur Reselling Salt Lake Temple Sealing Reservations

The Definitive Ranking of Provo Influencers

While most BYU students will never find themselves “under the influence,” that’s not to say that they don’t find other ways to be influenced by something toxic: Instagram. Here is the definitive ranking of Provo influencers that every BYU student needs to be following: 9. Normon Memes (@normonmemes): Does anyone actually play that card game they made? The one that targets “edgy” members of the … Continue reading The Definitive Ranking of Provo Influencers