President Worthen plans to cook, knit, and more after being released as Area Authority

Last week, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints announced the release of 66 area seventies, one of which happened to be BYU’s own fearless leader President Kevin “The Rock” Worthen. As Kevin’s call to the clergy comes to a close, he finds himself with one too many doors open. What time he used to spend in the work of the Lord, he’s now … Continue reading President Worthen plans to cook, knit, and more after being released as Area Authority

President Kevin J. Worthen Unfollows The Alternate Universe After Activism Effort

The Alternate Universe, Provo’s finest news publication, is well known for its high quality content and reliable coverage of current events. With nearly 4,000 Instagram followers, the Alternate Universe has far surpassed the popularity of BYU’s “official” news source, the Daily Universe. However, truth is not always popular, and standing up for those being discriminated against is often even less so. Yesterday, the Alternate Universe … Continue reading President Kevin J. Worthen Unfollows The Alternate Universe After Activism Effort

New Church Anime “Wagon Ball Z” Released on Pioneer Day

Pioneer day is an occasion that allows the American West a chance to reflect on the sacrifice and courage of their pioneer ancestors. Behind Christmas and Easter, some call it the most important holiday that America has. This year, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is pioneering new ways to tell the story of the early Saints who crossed those unforgiving plains. In … Continue reading New Church Anime “Wagon Ball Z” Released on Pioneer Day

Local Baby Too Fugly for Instagram Presence

Some newborns are given a face only a mother could love. Such was the case for Jill Hansen, who learned to love the skinned-rabbit-looking clump of goblin skin that was her twelfth child last month. Jill and her husband Steve, both forty-seven years of age, have stood firm and fertile in their quiverfull ways since tying the knot in 1984. But after seemingly receiving a … Continue reading Local Baby Too Fugly for Instagram Presence

Governor Cox no Longer Regarded as God Fearing, Family-Friendly Politician

Spencer J. Cox assumed office as the Governor of Utah on January 6, 2021 to a generally accepting public. He was regarded with respect for being a family-friendly, God fearing politician, and has maintained that reputation well until this Monday. Recently, the Governor’s office announced that Utah had reached its goal of having 70% of adults at least partially vaccinated. However, on Monday Governor Cox … Continue reading Governor Cox no Longer Regarded as God Fearing, Family-Friendly Politician