Local Baby Too Fugly for Instagram Presence

Some newborns are given a face only a mother could love. Such was the case for Jill Hansen, who learned to love the skinned-rabbit-looking clump of goblin skin that was her twelfth child last month. Jill and her husband Steve, both forty-seven years of age, have stood firm and fertile in their quiverfull ways since tying the knot in 1984. But after seemingly receiving a … Continue reading Local Baby Too Fugly for Instagram Presence

Governor Cox no Longer Regarded as God Fearing, Family-Friendly Politician

Spencer J. Cox assumed office as the Governor of Utah on January 6, 2021 to a generally accepting public. He was regarded with respect for being a family-friendly, God fearing politician, and has maintained that reputation well until this Monday. Recently, the Governor’s office announced that Utah had reached its goal of having 70% of adults at least partially vaccinated. However, on Monday Governor Cox … Continue reading Governor Cox no Longer Regarded as God Fearing, Family-Friendly Politician

Vin Diesel Announced as Keynote Speaker at Next RootsTech Conference

Move over Mr. Dugger, there’s a new family man in town. The recent release of Fast and Furious 9 has released one of the internet’s favorite memes back into the wild: Vin Diesel. His character, Dominic Toretto, is infamous for his obsession with family and the internet does not want you to forget it. As you have probably seen, Diesel’s focus on family has been … Continue reading Vin Diesel Announced as Keynote Speaker at Next RootsTech Conference

Church Leadership Announcement: Summer Barbecues are Against the Word of Wisdom

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints made an announcement this week clarifying an under-recognized passage in Doctrine and Covenants 89. This specific announcement pertains to verses 12 and 13 which read, “Yea, flesh also of beasts and of the fowls of the air, I, the Lord, have ordained for the use of man with thanksgiving; nevertheless they are to be used sparingly. And … Continue reading Church Leadership Announcement: Summer Barbecues are Against the Word of Wisdom

Unhinged Kevin Utt Proposes “BYU Purge”: Twelve Hours Where All Honor Code Violations Are Legal

The Purge movie series has rapidly grown into one of the most popular and profitable horror franchises in Hollywood, with the fifth film, The Forever Purge, now hitting theaters. The plot? Just a few colorfully dressed people doing their best to murder one another like usual. But somehow director of BYU’s Honor Code Office, Kevin Utt, saw insights from the film that could be applied … Continue reading Unhinged Kevin Utt Proposes “BYU Purge”: Twelve Hours Where All Honor Code Violations Are Legal