BYU Students Call for Another Worldwide Fast (Over Chick-fil-A Sauce Shortage)

Although the world is beginning to see the light at the end of the tunnel in the COVID-19 pandemic, there are still challenges. One of these challenges- supply chain difficulties leading to shortages in several seemingly random products. From gas to computer chips to lumber, these insufficiencies have had an effect on nearly everyone. Among the products in short supply is Chick-fil-A’s famous Chick-fil-A sauce. … Continue reading BYU Students Call for Another Worldwide Fast (Over Chick-fil-A Sauce Shortage)

Ward Calls Member to Complete Mythical Quest to Reclaim Physical Hymn Books

Around February of this year, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints began a phased return to in-person worship services. While the initial return involved partial attendance, physical distancing, and rampant sanitization, many wards are now returning to completely normal services.  Unfortunately, however, in the Provo YSA 44th ward everything cannot return to normal as they have no physical hymn books left. Last … Continue reading Ward Calls Member to Complete Mythical Quest to Reclaim Physical Hymn Books

Mitt Romney Booed Out of Fast and Testimony Meeting

Mitt Romney was met with boos and heckles from his own party while speaking at the Utah Republican Party convention on Saturday. While the disapproval of 2,000 people was surely unsettling for the Utah Senator, it would be nothing compared to the anarchy of the Holiday 1st Ward the following day.  Romney joined his fellow ward members on Sunday for a usual fast and testimony … Continue reading Mitt Romney Booed Out of Fast and Testimony Meeting

Gov. Cox Beats Up Intruder with a Broom—Turns Out to be Kevin Worthen Dressed as Batman.

It is no secret Governor Cox and his pal, Kevin Worthen, are cosplay buddies.  They hang out every Saturday planning their costumes.  Last Friday, however, Cox was in for an unpleasant surprise.  At his vacation home, Cox stumbled upon an intruder, who he promptly hit with a broom. Screeching like a pencil on a chalkboard, Worthen turned to face Cox and proceeded to flap his … Continue reading Gov. Cox Beats Up Intruder with a Broom—Turns Out to be Kevin Worthen Dressed as Batman.

Oscars Aftermath: Fans Livid, McKeigh Kimball “Robbed” of Best Actor Award for Performance in All-White Remake of Johnny Lingo

Sunday night was an emotional rollercoaster for film fanatics all over the country. On many accounts, the 2021 Oscars was a historical occasion- Chloe Zhao became the first woman of color to win best director, hair and makeup categories were swept for the first time by people of color, and the Academy was the most diverse it has ever been. However, for the dozens of … Continue reading Oscars Aftermath: Fans Livid, McKeigh Kimball “Robbed” of Best Actor Award for Performance in All-White Remake of Johnny Lingo