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Water Polo Team Sad Not to Be Deemed ‘Essential Sports Team’ by BYU

While many major BYU sports teams are returning to campus to resume training, the university’s water polo team is still being barred from preparing for their upcoming season. Unable to meet the requirements to be deemed an “essential sports team” by administrators, water polo team members have become severely depressed. “Our dedicated fans are absolutely crushed right now. And I’m not just talking about MY … Continue reading Water Polo Team Sad Not to Be Deemed ‘Essential Sports Team’ by BYU

Warren Dusenberry
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BYU Alumni “Utah Jazz 2nd Unit” Claim They Poisoned Michael Jordan’s Pizza

The Last Dance documentary aired its final episodes this past weekend on ESPN and New information was brought to light surrounding Michael Jordan’s “Flu Game.” It was never the flu though; it was food poisoning.   Five former BYU students that donned themselves the “Utah Jazz 2nd Unit” were working at a Pizza Hut Internship in Park City during the summer of ’98.   “We … Continue reading BYU Alumni “Utah Jazz 2nd Unit” Claim They Poisoned Michael Jordan’s Pizza

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BYU Sports Nation Hosts Play NCAA Tourneys on PlayStation, Claim Basketball National Titles for BYU

The cancellation of the 2020 NCAA Men’s and Women’s Basketball Tournaments led many sports enthusiasts to seek alternative outlets to slake their competitive thirsts. For BYU Sports Nation hosts Spencer Linton and Jarom Jordan, this took the form of simulated tournaments on NCAA Basketball 2009 on Jordan’s PlayStation 2. The tournaments took place from early Tuesday morning until late Wednesday night: “It was a lot … Continue reading BYU Sports Nation Hosts Play NCAA Tourneys on PlayStation, Claim Basketball National Titles for BYU

Donald Cherry
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VidAngel to Censor Super Bowl LIV Halftime Show, Remove Shakira’s Hips

Following the September announcement that Shakira and Jennifer Lopez would be co-headlining this year’s Super Bowl LIV halftime show, public unrest has been high. The artists– known respectively for hits such as “Hips Don’t Lie” and “If You Had My Love” ­– have been hit with preemptive backlash over what people think the show will probably be like. “Her hips don’t lie,” retorted Joanne Davis, … Continue reading VidAngel to Censor Super Bowl LIV Halftime Show, Remove Shakira’s Hips

Johnny Swift
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The Alternate Universe’s Guide to Super Bowl LIV

Super Bowl Sunday is one of the country’s grandest days. Nothing screams “America!” like sitting on a couch for four hours, staring at a screen, and eating food that isn’t even that good. The Alternate Universe has compiled this ultimate guide for you to navigate Super Bowl LIV. Who’s playing? The San Francisco 49ers, representing the Big 12 Conference, and the Kansas City Chiefs, representing … Continue reading The Alternate Universe’s Guide to Super Bowl LIV

Chase Everhart