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VH1’s Behind the Music to Feature Mack Wilberg

With the reboot of Behind the Music on Paramount+, VH1 has announced the new artists that will be featured. Among them is Mack Wilberg, the director of the Tabernacle Choir at Temple Square. The documentary will cover Mack’s journey from Price, Utah to Temple Square. Interviews will include Russell M. Nelson, Kristin Chenoweth, David Archuleta, Alex Boye, many former members of the Choir, and Lloyd … Continue reading VH1’s Behind the Music to Feature Mack Wilberg

Cameron Frye
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New Coffee Creamery Flavor Divides Provo

In this final glorious gospel dispensation, Latter Day Saints cherish the direction they have been given regarding what to put into their bodies. For decades, a cut and dry understanding of Doctrine and Covenants 89 had united the saints. However, with Bang Energy drinks, meaty barbecues, and now coffee flavored “Cosmochino Chunky Chocolate” ice cream at the BYU creamery, the lines today couldn’t be more … Continue reading New Coffee Creamery Flavor Divides Provo

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“Why Can’t I Go Play With the Other Young Adults?” Laments BYU Student in Summer Classes

This summer, sophomore Treven Rasmussen is in Rel C 200, Econ 110, and a deep existential depression. Rasmussen thought that summer classes would be “an easy way to to get ahead” in his degree, but had not considered the effect that it would have on his social life. “I had to miss my family’s 4th of July barbecue, my friend’s trip to California last weekend, … Continue reading “Why Can’t I Go Play With the Other Young Adults?” Laments BYU Student in Summer Classes

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Ten Reasons You Should Have Lots of Children

Family planning is something personal that should be between you, your spouse, your parents, your bishop, and every single member of your ward. However, if you’re deciding how many kids to have, here are some great reasons to not stop until you have replaced the third of heaven that we lost to Satan’s plan.   1. The birth rate is going down, if you don’t … Continue reading Ten Reasons You Should Have Lots of Children

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Provo High to be Turned Into Kevin Worthen’s Personal Paintball Arena

Since BYU purchased Provo High in 2016, rumors have surrounded it. Many thought it would be turned into a medical school and others thought it might be used for conversion therapy. Today it was announced that the school will be turned into a paintball arena for Kevin Worthen and his friends. The arena will consist of the entire school building and a couple of outdoor … Continue reading Provo High to be Turned Into Kevin Worthen’s Personal Paintball Arena

Cameron Frye