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Church to Join Billionaire Space Race, Hie to Kolob

This week, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints announced plans to send the entire First Presidency and Quorum of 12 Apostles into orbit. Although church members have been reading the Pearl of Great Price and speculating about the relationship between religion and astronomy for years, the flight marks the church’s first official step towards hieing to Kolob.  In an official statement, the First … Continue reading Church to Join Billionaire Space Race, Hie to Kolob

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BYU Tips and Tricks for a Successful First Year

New Student Orientation is nearly over, so you know what that means!  Time for all the information that your Y-Group leaders REFUSED to tell you! You WILL NEED ALL of your books.  If you do not have your books on your first day, that is a big, fat zero out of ten percent of your grade!  Now the highest score you can get in your … Continue reading BYU Tips and Tricks for a Successful First Year

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BYU Drops DaBaby From 2021 Devotional Lineup

Music festivals, radio stations, and now Brigham Young University have all distanced themselves from DaBaby following his crude homophobic remarks at Rolling Loud in Miami.  BYU spokesperson Toid McKay explained that after hearing that the rapper had songs titled “AMAZING GRACE” and “GOSPEL” he had seemed like a good fit.  “My bad on that one, I should have looked into him a bit more before … Continue reading BYU Drops DaBaby From 2021 Devotional Lineup

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Missionaries Teach Investigator about the Greatest Commandments

Last Thursday, missionaries conducted a baptismal interview. It was very sacred up until the point where they talked about keeping the Sabbath day holy. Elder Klondike and Elder Young saw an opportunity to turn it into a lesson about prioritizing commandments. “We love Rob, and we know that he is ready, but as soon as we mentioned the Sabbath day, he got unusually excited. He … Continue reading Missionaries Teach Investigator about the Greatest Commandments

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New BYUtv Talk Show #1 in late night ratings

The new BYUtv talk show, Daniel Bears All, topped the late night ratings in its first week on air – knocking off late night kings Jimmy Fallon, Stephen Colbert, and Jimmy Kimmel. Tiktok star and new TV host, Daniel Spencer is incredibly excited about his new opportunity. “More time on camera is what I need. It’s way better to have other people hold the camera … Continue reading New BYUtv Talk Show #1 in late night ratings

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