Following a searching 60 minutes on his crush’s Facebook page, Jason thinks he’s finally about ready to talk to her in person – and hopes to score a second date.  “We could start with a first date, but I don’t really see the point.” Jason related from behind his computer screen, annoyed that the question even came up, “Why would we do a ‘first date’ … Continue reading After Hour of Facebook Stalking, Jason Feels Comfortable Skipping Straight to Second Date

Ever since her messy breakup, Local YSA Hailey Weldon has been completely overwhelmed by the ministering spirit and surprisingly relentless baking of her fellow ward members. With a plate of cookies arriving at her door approximately every hour for the past 5 days, Hailey admits that there “just simply hasn’t been enough free time to cry myself to sleep. Or sleep at all.” “It’s really … Continue reading Another Ministering Success Story: Lonely Girl Stocks Fridge with Over 100 Plates of Cookies

Stressed students are coming in droves to BYU’s emergency boxes this week as final tests and project due dates approach, sending the wait time to loudly vent their greatest frustrations and anxieties to the overworked blue machines skyrocketing at all locations. “It’s nice to have a chance to get really loud about what’s got you down.” Says Caroline Burns, a Freshman who didn’t mind waiting … Continue reading Wait Time to Scream into Campus Emergency Box Up 5 Hours as Finals Approach