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BYU Releases “Tips and Tricks” To Help Sheltered Students Better Understand Their Sexuality During Pride Month

Have you ever accidentally touched hands with someone of the same gender? Have you ever shared toothbrushes with someone of the gender? Have you ever talked about your emotions with another guy? Many students at BYU have been caught in these uncomfortable situations that have made them question their sexuality. These new guidelines, released consciously during Pride Month, have helped many uncultured students understand themselves … Continue reading BYU Releases “Tips and Tricks” To Help Sheltered Students Better Understand Their Sexuality During Pride Month

Bobby Zimmeruski1 Comment
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Opinion: The Umbrella Thing Was Very Cool and Based Actually

BYU student John Bell, also known as @thedanitebowieknife on Twitter, shared his thoughts on Color the Campus, and surrounding events that took place yesterday.  “Not that I pay attention to these things, but it feels like wearing clothes with a clear political agenda doesn’t have a place on campus.” he added that “BYU is supposed to be a safe space for members, but stuff like … Continue reading Opinion: The Umbrella Thing Was Very Cool and Based Actually

Albert Camus
Life

Hundreds of students refuse to return 750,000 pounds of Hot Pockets recently discovered to be contaminated with glass and plastic

As the news broke that around 750,000 pounds of the dorm-favorite snack “Hot Pockets” were contaminated with pieces of glass and hard plastic, shockwaves were sent to colleges and universities throughout the nation. There were many who immediately returned their recently purchased “Hot Pockets” to stores and demanded a refund. Others, however, were not so eager to return their prized pocket pizzas.   “I literally … Continue reading Hundreds of students refuse to return 750,000 pounds of Hot Pockets recently discovered to be contaminated with glass and plastic

Bobby Zimmeruski
Campus

President Worthen Celebrates End of Semester with Hunt of the Prized Duck-Pond Mallard

As students rushed to submit their final exams and projects by midnight last night, President Kevin J. Worthen saddled up for his bi-annual hunt of the duck pond’s prized mallard. Sources close to BYU’s 13th president confirm that this tradition has helped Kevin unwind from the pressures of work for many years. “During finals week, Dad’s eyes start to glaze over a bit.” explains his … Continue reading President Worthen Celebrates End of Semester with Hunt of the Prized Duck-Pond Mallard

Warren Dusenberry
Campus

Liberty Square Resident Home Alone After Roommates Leave For Thanksgiving, Creates Series of Charming Death Traps in Case of Potential Intruders

After UVU student Kevin McParody had the apartment to himself, he did what any young adult would do. McParody watched R Rated movies in the living room, where he was free of judgement from his roommates, and ate all the ice cream in the house, even that which he did not purchase. As the week went by, McParody caught wind of rumors of a pair … Continue reading Liberty Square Resident Home Alone After Roommates Leave For Thanksgiving, Creates Series of Charming Death Traps in Case of Potential Intruders

Liz Lemon