BYU has announced that fall intramurals will be entirely online. President Kevin Worthen said, “We want our students to work hard and play hard. For many, intramurals are life. While our students may not be able to ball out on the court, they can still ball out in life. ” Intramurals will be held across many platforms with all competitions available for streaming on Twitch … Continue reading BYU Announces Online Intramurals For Fall Semester
University Communications released a statement in regards to the line-up of Fall Semester Devotionals and Forums early this morning. The statement says that the Committee in charge of devotionals “did not try very hard” when selecting the speakers. “We didn’t even bother contacting any general authorities, so you’ll just have to learn from a random religion professor”, said a committee member. The statement also notes … Continue reading BYU Announces Lamest Devotional/Forum Line-Up Ever In Anticipation of Cancellation
In the wake of ICE’s controversial new policies for international students studying in the United States, professors jumped into action to support BYU’s students. Within days, countless in-person classes were developed across disciplines ranging from history to mathematics. One class in particular, Cinematic Themes of The Office – TMA392R, proved particularly popular, gaining over two hundred enrollments. Professor Rebecca Kelly explained that she created the … Continue reading Despite ICE Reversal, In-Person ‘Cinematic Themes of The Office’ Class Will Continue
BYU Police have concluded their investigation regarding the recent fires on campus. They determined the cause to be a group of students who have been conducting secret Family Home Evening bonfires in the basements of BYU buildings. The Benson Building fire on July 8th was caused by rising freshman Mara Holland brought her own leftover fireworks and accidentally dropped them in the fire. On Wednesday … Continue reading Recent BYU Fires Attributed To Underground FHE Ring
In an effort to promote public safety during the raging coronavirus pandemic, the Daily Universe has released a new social distancing-themed dating magazine, One. One will be released as a companion to Two, BYU’s premier dating magazine for recent RMs who need inspiration for planning original dates such as eating Graham Canyon ice cream at the Creamery and driving up Squaw Peak to “look … Continue reading “One,” Social Distancing-Themed Dating Magazine, to Replace Two Magazine
