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Recent BYU Fires Attributed To Underground FHE Ring

BYU Police have concluded their investigation regarding the recent fires on campus. They determined the cause to be a group of students who have been conducting secret Family Home Evening bonfires in the basements of BYU buildings. The Benson Building fire on July 8th was caused by rising freshman Mara Holland brought her own leftover fireworks and accidentally dropped them in the fire. On Wednesday … Continue reading Recent BYU Fires Attributed To Underground FHE Ring

Cameron Frye
Campus

“One,” Social Distancing-Themed Dating Magazine, to Replace Two Magazine

  In an effort to promote public safety during the raging coronavirus pandemic, the Daily Universe has released a new social distancing-themed dating magazine, One. One will be released as a companion to Two, BYU’s premier dating magazine for recent RMs who need inspiration for planning original dates such as eating Graham Canyon ice cream at the Creamery and driving up Squaw Peak to “look … Continue reading “One,” Social Distancing-Themed Dating Magazine, to Replace Two Magazine

Emil Ratburn III
Campus

Inspired by Seattle’s CHAZ, BYU Students Establish Provo Free Agency Zone

Although Seattle’s Capital Hill Autonomous Zone (CHAZ), also known as Capital Hill Organized Protest (CHOP), is no longer active, it inspired a number of other “zones” and protests.  One of the more surprising copycat zones is currently operating on the campus of Brigham Young University. The Provo Free Agency Zone (PFAZ) claims to be an Honor Code-free zone, where students are self-policing. PFAZ is located … Continue reading Inspired by Seattle’s CHAZ, BYU Students Establish Provo Free Agency Zone

Albert Camus
News

ICE Doubles Down, Announces All College Students to be Deported Due to Online Classes

On July 6th, a new ICE policy came to light that would require all international college students enrolled in exclusively online courses to leave the United States. Today, ICE doubled down and expanded their policy to include all college students, regardless of nationality. “We figured, hey why do all these no-good freeloading college wimps need to be here? They’re doing all their classes online anyways, … Continue reading ICE Doubles Down, Announces All College Students to be Deported Due to Online Classes

Donald Cherry
Campus

BYU Police Thrilled to No Longer Be in the Spotlight for Police Misconduct

In the wake of the Black Lives Matter protests, police departments across the country are being scrutinized. Citizens are demanding changes be made to how exactly officers protect and serve their communities. Utah is no exception; protests against police misconduct have continued throughout the state, and BYU police couldn’t be happier. “It’s such a relief,” said BYU police chief Rile Leafed. “Now that the attention … Continue reading BYU Police Thrilled to No Longer Be in the Spotlight for Police Misconduct

Johnny Swift