Lockdown Marriage Prep, Floral Mask Design Among 20+ New Classes to Be Offered this Fall at BYU

In a recent press release, BYU announced: “In an increasing effort to help our students adjust to this ever-changing world, we have decided to offer over 20 new classes.” New classes will be offered in almost every department. The Marriott School of Business will be holding a seminar series on appropriate Zoom backgrounds. Freshman McKinley Romney is reportedly most excited about taking Ethics of Toilet … Continue reading Lockdown Marriage Prep, Floral Mask Design Among 20+ New Classes to Be Offered this Fall at BYU

BYU Remote Classes Will be Delivered Without the Use of Internet

Brigham Young University has recently announced a variety of online classes for the fall semester, but some professors are standing by their refusal to use technology. Since learning that they would not be able to teach in-person classes, a group of the most esteemed and senior professors have now released plans for remote classes that will not include technological usage. These plans include teaching through … Continue reading BYU Remote Classes Will be Delivered Without the Use of Internet

BYU Announces Hybrid Classes For Fall Semester

After weeks of uncertainty, BYU has made the decision to hold hybrid classes for fall semester. The classes will focus mostly on the 2019 Ford Fusion, as Ford has agreed to sponsor future mechanics in their education. The Nissan Leaf and the Toyota Prius will also be discussed and examined. “I’m so excited about the hybrid classes!” said senior Mike Gerage, “I’ve been so sick … Continue reading BYU Announces Hybrid Classes For Fall Semester

BYU Announces That Masks are Required for Eternity Starting Fall 2020

Kevin J. Worthen announced the much-anticipated outline for the Fall 2020 semester that many students have been anxiously waiting for. To much of the student population’s surprise though, the guidelines that were announced for the upcoming semester were far more strenuous than expected. They announced that masks would be required for eternity. “We have to get used to this new normal. Masks will be required … Continue reading BYU Announces That Masks are Required for Eternity Starting Fall 2020

REPORT: Defunding BYU Police Will Topple Parking Ticket Scheme, Bankrupt University

Lately, there has been much talk of police reform, with many calling for severe budget cuts and even the elimination of the police. This comes in response to several unjustified acts of police violence against minorities, and most consequentially, African Americans. While attacks on African Americans by BYU police are virtually unheard of (probably due to lack of opportunity more than anything else), slashing the … Continue reading REPORT: Defunding BYU Police Will Topple Parking Ticket Scheme, Bankrupt University