BYU Creamery launches new milk flavor: Pumpkin Spice

BYU Creamery has done it again! Following the success of their Mint Chocolate Brownie Milk, the creamery has created another masterpiece to take its place in the Great Hall of Creamery Milks: Pumpkin Spice Milk. This new fall treat will take its place alongside the classic BYU Chocolate Milk and crowd favorite Cookies and Cream Milk. This Fall flavor comes as a part of a … Continue reading BYU Creamery launches new milk flavor: Pumpkin Spice

Top 5 Classes to take next semester

Already hate the classes you are in this semester? Take your mind off your terrible previous life decisions and think about the future! Here are the top 5 classes you need to take next semester to fill the insatiable void that consumes your soul. #5 CHEM 350 – Non-GMO, 85% Lean, Grass-Fed Organic Chemistry Everyone’s favorite class, Organic Chemistry, gets a more environmentally friendly upgrade … Continue reading Top 5 Classes to take next semester

Young BYU Football Fan Experiences Crippling Disappointment after Championship Hopes are Dashed

With eager hands full of saved allowance cash and fresh merch Truxtwell Stufflebeam, local 10-year-old BYU Football superfan, stood at the checkout register of the BYU Store intoxicated at the thought of what this season might bring. His team had just taken out Utah at home in convincing fashion, snapping a losing streak that spanned 12 years – before Truxtwell was even born. A new … Continue reading Young BYU Football Fan Experiences Crippling Disappointment after Championship Hopes are Dashed

BYU Puts on Sin-Themed Haunted House to Scare Students Straight

Halloween is a favorite time of year for BYU students. “Spooky season” is jam-packed with fall adventures, such as pumpkin patches, corn mazes, hay-rides, and of course, haunted houses. While many if not most of these activities are wholesome and recreational, the BYU administration is becoming increasingly concerned with how the adversary’s influence might be heightened during this eerie time. To keep students on the … Continue reading BYU Puts on Sin-Themed Haunted House to Scare Students Straight