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Campus, Life

Man Has Crisis of Faith After Getting +4’d Six Times in a Row in Uno

Earlier this week, our team received a tip regarding a student doubting his faith after a traumatic experience the night before. Hoping to learn more and shed some light on a typically undiscussed issue on campus, we rushed to the scene. As we arrived at Helaman Halls where this student lived, we almost immediately identified him. Greg Daniels stared off into the wall with a … Continue reading Man Has Crisis of Faith After Getting +4’d Six Times in a Row in Uno

Inigo Montoya
Campus

BYU Temporarily Drops Beard Ban in Honor of “No Shave November”

The infamous whisker-banning honor code rule will be temporarily suspended to allow students to participate in the hairy holiday. Students and faculty alike are excited to sport patchy scruff and stop having perpetual razor burn. Sophomore Koen Gubler has already purchased an array of beard serums to make the most out of the month.  “I really need this,” said Gubler. “Cuffing season has not gone … Continue reading BYU Temporarily Drops Beard Ban in Honor of “No Shave November”

Albert Camus
BYU Voices, News

Provo Voices: Used Mutual Coupons Will Be Voided If You Don’t Marry Your Date – You Will Have to Pay the Difference

Mutual is the most popular dating app in Utah county for many reasons. In addition to the focus on gospel standards and being the best place to find a ring before spring, Mutual also has coupons for dates. Treat your date to mini cheesecakes, crepes, or an escape room for the low low price of 10% off. However, Mutual has recently implemented a new policy. … Continue reading Provo Voices: Used Mutual Coupons Will Be Voided If You Don’t Marry Your Date – You Will Have to Pay the Difference

Carmen Sandeigo
Campus, Life

BYU Halloween 2021 Costume Awards

Most dangerous: Brad Williams as “Edward Scissorhands” Most creative: Jan Jenkins as “Student on Friday” Most daring: Matt Patricia and Patricia Matthews as “Jim and Pam” Best costume based on a Disney Channel Original Movie: Maggie Mikkelsen as “Zenon” Most likely to smash: Sam Christensen and Sam Masterson-Christensen as “Joycons” Worst costume to explain to the Honor Code Office: Kailee Braun as “Daenerys Targaryen” Brigham … Continue reading BYU Halloween 2021 Costume Awards

Cameron Frye
Life

Church Announces Candy Corn Will Replace Sacrament Bread

Eyeing the messy pile of orange, yellow, and white candy corn on the sacrament trays, the 46th Heber Utah family ward couldn’t hide their dread, even among the most pious in the ranks. This was the first Sunday in the ward after the church made the announcement of the temporary change in sacrament policy. The change came as the church announced that it would be … Continue reading Church Announces Candy Corn Will Replace Sacrament Bread

Inigo Montoya