Student Sues TWO Magazine After Dating Ideas Don’t Work

Nephi Jensen, a sophomore at BYU, is suing the university magazine Dating & Relationships: TWO after claiming that its dating ideas and advice do not work. Jensen announced his lawsuit on Wednesday afternoon after “months of failed dating attempts.” In an exclusive interview with The Alternate Universe, Nephi Jensen described the events that led to his decision to sue. “I decided to work through TWO’s … Continue reading Student Sues TWO Magazine After Dating Ideas Don’t Work

Groundbreaking study finds married couples feel closer after knowing each other for 5 months

A research group in the BYU School of Family Life recently conducted a study seeking to understand healthy marriage relationships. The project surveyed 100 recently married couples at BYU throughout their first 6 months of marriage. Rylee Jensen, a graduate student involved in the study, explained, “Our goal was to find what factors lead to greater happiness in marriage. We looked at all sorts of … Continue reading Groundbreaking study finds married couples feel closer after knowing each other for 5 months

Scooters Around Campus Turn Out to Be Haunted

BREAKING – BYU Campus, Heber Grant Building There have been reports alleging the many pay-to-ride scooters scattered about campus have mysteriously gathered on their own and are acting unpredictably. After receiving word, the paranormal activity branch of our journalism team quickly rushed to the scene. When asked to describe what she had seen, Rachel, a chemistry major, responded excitedly “You haven’t seen it yet? It’s … Continue reading Scooters Around Campus Turn Out to Be Haunted

Church Announces Global First Presidency Halloween Devotional on Sunday, October 31st

Yesterday morning, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints announced that next Sunday, October 31st, the First Presidency will be holding a Halloween Devotional to be live-streamed globally. This will be the first time that the church has done a special event for this non-religious holiday. While this may have come as a surprise to many members, the phenomenon of Halloween falling on a … Continue reading Church Announces Global First Presidency Halloween Devotional on Sunday, October 31st

Cosma the Cougar Opens Up About Mental Health Struggles

Early this morning Cosma, spokesperson for both female and same-sex attracted students, bravely tweeted out “ : ( ” sparking a campus-wide discussion of mental health. Official Cosma Spokesperson Ed Bennett was quick to confirm that the two-character emoticon was in fact Cosma making a bold and compelling statement. “Cosma doesn’t actually speak, but I can assure you as her spokesperson and translator, that what … Continue reading Cosma the Cougar Opens Up About Mental Health Struggles