Most Romantic Days to Get Married

Your wedding day is a beautiful time where you have the wonderful privilege of spending all day talking to complete strangers who haven’t seen you since you were in diapers. You get to see all of your friends eat the food you paid for. Best of all, you get to hear Uncle Harold’s dementia-induced story about his life-threatening toe fungus for the fourth time. You … Continue reading Most Romantic Days to Get Married

Temple Cafeterias to be Converted into Gyms

On Friday, the church announced that temple cafeterias will be closing in early 2022. Today, they announced that the space will be transformed into gyms. In a recent survey, 64% of temple recommend holders answered that they don’t attend the temple because they are busy working out. In light of this, church leaders hope the adjustment will increase temple attendance worldwide. The purpose of this … Continue reading Temple Cafeterias to be Converted into Gyms

Did Brigham Young Accidentally Sleeping in Start Daylight Savings? The True Story Behind the Origin of the Yearly Time Change

Just like your wives and girlfriends, Brigham Young is always right.  Although most people believe that Daylight Savings can be attributed to energy conservation during World War One or farmers being absolute babies and wanting more sleep, there is a true, lesser-known story that argues the tradition earlier. As ancient legend has it, after a long day of trekking through the nothingness that is it … Continue reading Did Brigham Young Accidentally Sleeping in Start Daylight Savings? The True Story Behind the Origin of the Yearly Time Change

BYU Football Drops NuSkin Sponsorship, Brings on Hooters as Primary Sponsor

Provo residents out and about this morning may have noticed the giant hooters logo atop the BYU Lavelle Edwards Stadium. Seemingly overnight, the previous NuSkin emblem was torn down and replaced in response to sponsorship changes for the BYU Football team. To understand the reasoning behind this sudden switch, the Alternate Universe sent their most seasoned reporter to speak with Seymour Butts, BYU Football Financial … Continue reading BYU Football Drops NuSkin Sponsorship, Brings on Hooters as Primary Sponsor