New Anti-Science Class Accommodates Students who Disagree with Science

Physical Science 100 ranks among the most hated classes offered at BYU. For some, it’s the long hours spent learning things that no normal person will ever need to know that makes the class excruciating. For others, the problem is being forced to learn fake science that contradicts their personal beliefs. In order to make BYU classes more inclusive, the Committee of Race, Equity and … Continue reading New Anti-Science Class Accommodates Students who Disagree with Science

BYU approves $1.2 billion infrastructure plan

Earlier today, BYU passed a groundbreaking $1.2 billion initiative to revamp much of the infrastructure on campus and add much more. However, not all of the BYU administrators are not enthused with the plan. Associate Deputy Vice President of the BYU Store, Mallory Talbot-Gray, has been releasing names of all the administrators who support the plan in an effort to defame and harm them. “There … Continue reading BYU approves $1.2 billion infrastructure plan

New Church program keeps elderly sisters busy, allows them to earn “Old Women’s Medallion”

In recent years, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints has made strides in creating an environment that caters to people from all walks of life. In an effort to expand this movement and make sure people in all seasons of life feel a part of the Lord’s Church, the Brethren have announced that starting in 2022, the new “Old Women’s” program will begin. … Continue reading New Church program keeps elderly sisters busy, allows them to earn “Old Women’s Medallion”

BYU to turn HFAC into Dante’s Inferno for Honor Code violators

As the new Music Building approaches competition, BYU has finally answered the question on all of our minds: what’s going to happen to the HFAC? On Thursday morning BYU’s Facilities Management announced their intention to turn the Harris Fine Arts Center into a prison for Honor Code violators inspired by Dante’s Inferno. In an exclusive interview with The Alternate Universe, BYU Facilities Manager Parker Burton … Continue reading BYU to turn HFAC into Dante’s Inferno for Honor Code violators