The Utah Jazz originally began play in New Orleans in 1974. The name of the team came as a tribute to New Orleans’ rich tradition of jazz music. When the team moved to Utah in 1979, the owners did not have enough time for a new name to be approved before the start of the new season. Over the next 42 years, jazz music did … Continue reading Utah Jazz change name to Utah Hymns
On Friday, the church announced that temple cafeterias will be closing in early 2022. Today, they announced that the space will be transformed into gyms. In a recent survey, 64% of temple recommend holders answered that they don’t attend the temple because they are busy working out. In light of this, church leaders hope the adjustment will increase temple attendance worldwide. The purpose of this … Continue reading Temple Cafeterias to be Converted into Gyms
Just like your wives and girlfriends, Brigham Young is always right. Although most people believe that Daylight Savings can be attributed to energy conservation during World War One or farmers being absolute babies and wanting more sleep, there is a true, lesser-known story that argues the tradition earlier. As ancient legend has it, after a long day of trekking through the nothingness that is it … Continue reading Did Brigham Young Accidentally Sleeping in Start Daylight Savings? The True Story Behind the Origin of the Yearly Time Change
Provo residents out and about this morning may have noticed the giant hooters logo atop the BYU Lavelle Edwards Stadium. Seemingly overnight, the previous NuSkin emblem was torn down and replaced in response to sponsorship changes for the BYU Football team. To understand the reasoning behind this sudden switch, the Alternate Universe sent their most seasoned reporter to speak with Seymour Butts, BYU Football Financial … Continue reading BYU Football Drops NuSkin Sponsorship, Brings on Hooters as Primary Sponsor
Earlier this week, our team received a tip regarding a student doubting his faith after a traumatic experience the night before. Hoping to learn more and shed some light on a typically undiscussed issue on campus, we rushed to the scene. As we arrived at Helaman Halls where this student lived, we almost immediately identified him. Greg Daniels stared off into the wall with a … Continue reading Man Has Crisis of Faith After Getting +4’d Six Times in a Row in Uno
