BYU approves $1.2 billion infrastructure plan

Earlier today, BYU passed a groundbreaking $1.2 billion initiative to revamp much of the infrastructure on campus and add much more. However, not all of the BYU administrators are not enthused with the plan. Associate Deputy Vice President of the BYU Store, Mallory Talbot-Gray, has been releasing names of all the administrators who support the plan in an effort to defame and harm them. “There … Continue reading BYU approves $1.2 billion infrastructure plan

New Church program keeps elderly sisters busy, allows them to earn “Old Women’s Medallion”

In recent years, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints has made strides in creating an environment that caters to people from all walks of life. In an effort to expand this movement and make sure people in all seasons of life feel a part of the Lord’s Church, the Brethren have announced that starting in 2022, the new “Old Women’s” program will begin. … Continue reading New Church program keeps elderly sisters busy, allows them to earn “Old Women’s Medallion”

BYU to turn HFAC into Dante’s Inferno for Honor Code violators

As the new Music Building approaches competition, BYU has finally answered the question on all of our minds: what’s going to happen to the HFAC? On Thursday morning BYU’s Facilities Management announced their intention to turn the Harris Fine Arts Center into a prison for Honor Code violators inspired by Dante’s Inferno. In an exclusive interview with The Alternate Universe, BYU Facilities Manager Parker Burton … Continue reading BYU to turn HFAC into Dante’s Inferno for Honor Code violators

Most Romantic Days to Get Married

Your wedding day is a beautiful time where you have the wonderful privilege of spending all day talking to complete strangers who haven’t seen you since you were in diapers. You get to see all of your friends eat the food you paid for. Best of all, you get to hear Uncle Harold’s dementia-induced story about his life-threatening toe fungus for the fourth time. You … Continue reading Most Romantic Days to Get Married