Ward Calls Member to Complete Mythical Quest to Reclaim Physical Hymn Books

Around February of this year, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints began a phased return to in-person worship services. While the initial return involved partial attendance, physical distancing, and rampant sanitization, many wards are now returning to completely normal services.  Unfortunately, however, in the Provo YSA 44th ward everything cannot return to normal as they have no physical hymn books left. Last … Continue reading Ward Calls Member to Complete Mythical Quest to Reclaim Physical Hymn Books

BYU hires new employees to predict Honor Code violations before they happen

In a controversial move, the Honor Code at BYU recently started a new program in order to predict when students are planning on breaking the Honor Code and discipline them before they get a chance. They hired some new employees to discern where the next “pre-violation” will take place. The new employees are all connected to a computer in the basement of the Talmage building … Continue reading BYU hires new employees to predict Honor Code violations before they happen

Jake Paul Will Fight “Hunk Smith”, Hank Smith’s WWE Alter-Ego in Next Boxing Match

Fresh off his victory over retired UFC fighter Ben Askren, Jake Paul has decided to challenge the biggest name in LDS Twitter to a boxing match. The internet’s poster-boy for bad life decisions has actually acquired quite the resume in his young boxing career. With victories over fighters half his height and retired wrestlers, some are starting to take him seriously.  Hank Smith has recently … Continue reading Jake Paul Will Fight “Hunk Smith”, Hank Smith’s WWE Alter-Ego in Next Boxing Match

BYU Accounting Student Attempts to Claim “Mooching” Roommates as Dependents on His Taxes

We all know living with strangers isn’t easy and if you want to improve your relationship with them we wouldn’t recommend what this student tried to do. BYU Accounting Major, Kruze Ship, tried to apply what he had learned a little too much this past tax season. On his taxes, he claimed all 5 of his roommates as dependents as he believed they were always … Continue reading BYU Accounting Student Attempts to Claim “Mooching” Roommates as Dependents on His Taxes

Steve Martin Opens Up About Being a “Famous Mormon”

Move over Ryan Gosling! A tell-all with former young men’s president and 5 time Grammy Award winner Steve Martin.  The Roxane actor said that he likes to keep his faith “low-key” as far as his public persona goes, but that it is ultimately at the core of all of his work.  “What is Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, if not a piece highlighting the gospel principle … Continue reading Steve Martin Opens Up About Being a “Famous Mormon”