BYU Announces New Custodial Internship and Y-Mountain Study Abroad Programs

In a move of unrivaled generosity, BYU has begun offering special internships for students who have had their internship offers rescinded. A statement from BYU reads: “We are extremely sorry for our students who lost internship offers. For many students, internships are the first step in their career journeys, and we do not want to deprive them of these opportunities. As of today, BYU is … Continue reading BYU Announces New Custodial Internship and Y-Mountain Study Abroad Programs

Medical Professionals Mysteriously Absent from Quarantine Protests

Across the United States, various levels of quarantine have been instituted in an effort to flatten the curve. Despite Utah being one of the only states without statewide COVID-19 restrictions in place, the Stay-at-Home order has still been too much for some Utah residents to bear; protests against quarantine have ranged from Salt Lake City to Saint George. However, medical professionals seem to be mysteriously … Continue reading Medical Professionals Mysteriously Absent from Quarantine Protests

Single Provo-Area Men Saving Stimulus Money For Engagement Ring

As millions across the nation spend their stimulus money to afford rent, groceries, and other expenses while dealing with the economic impact of Covid-19, some Provo-area men have taken a different approach. “Saving the money for a ring is clearly the right choice here.” says BYU student Chaz Winfield. “Besides, $1,200 is more than two months of rent so it’ll make whoever I give it … Continue reading Single Provo-Area Men Saving Stimulus Money For Engagement Ring

BYU Grad Pleased to Announce He Has Accepted Fulltime Position in Parents’ Basement

Sources confirm that Benjamin Fuller, a recently graduated BYU engineering student, was ecstatic to finish his finals and set off into the real world. In an upbeat Facebook post this morning, Fuller announced his latest career plans to immediately accept a fulltime position in his parents’ basement. “I’ll have to uproot myself and move back across the country to my parents’ house in Idaho, but … Continue reading BYU Grad Pleased to Announce He Has Accepted Fulltime Position in Parents’ Basement

Utah Legislature Votes To Send Extra Coronavirus Tests to Celebrities in Need

After a unanimous vote at the state capitol in Salt Lake City early Thursday morning, the Utah legislature has voted to send all unneeded Coronavirus tests to celebrities in need. “Since Utah is doing so well with infection and death rates, we really don’t need all these tests”, said Mark Walters, the Utah County house representative. According to an official statement released by Governor Herbert’s … Continue reading Utah Legislature Votes To Send Extra Coronavirus Tests to Celebrities in Need