Utah Legislature Votes To Send Extra Coronavirus Tests to Celebrities in Need

After a unanimous vote at the state capitol in Salt Lake City early Thursday morning, the Utah legislature has voted to send all unneeded Coronavirus tests to celebrities in need. “Since Utah is doing so well with infection and death rates, we really don’t need all these tests”, said Mark Walters, the Utah County house representative. According to an official statement released by Governor Herbert’s … Continue reading Utah Legislature Votes To Send Extra Coronavirus Tests to Celebrities in Need

BYU Student Body Has Trouble Focusing on Finals as Roommates Starting to Look More and More Attractive

With finals rapidly coming to a close, many students have found difficulty focusing amidst the quarantine. And though the honor code forbids homosexual dating, it is undeniable that forced separation from the opposite sex enkindles certain thoughts. One male student says, “I haven’t talked to a girl in a month, and it’s been difficult the whole time. At first it was just the small things … Continue reading BYU Student Body Has Trouble Focusing on Finals as Roommates Starting to Look More and More Attractive

BYU Places $10,000 Jimmy Johns Order, Tips Fake $100 Bill

Last week BYU placed an order for $10,000 worth of Jimmy Johns’ lunch boxes to hand out to children and families in the Provo area. This was a great attempt at a charitable effort that fell short when the Jimmy Johns employees were given a fake $100 bill as a tip. This left many workers confused and frustrated. “Not only is the tip only 1% … Continue reading BYU Places $10,000 Jimmy Johns Order, Tips Fake $100 Bill

Newlyweds Threaten to Post a Wedding Photo Every Hour Until Every Item on Their Registry is Purchased

“So grateful to have him for eternity (: I’m so lucky!” reads the beginning of Shelby Young’s lasted Instagram post, showing off wedding photos that were taken approximately 45 seconds ago. The loving caption continues in the same appreciative tone: “Now give us money and also things (: Link in bio (: Love you all (:” Newlyweds Shelby and Shadrach Young are the latest amongst … Continue reading Newlyweds Threaten to Post a Wedding Photo Every Hour Until Every Item on Their Registry is Purchased

Church Announces New Missionary Zoom-bombing Program

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints announced a new “zoombombing” program for new missionaries early Saturday morning. In response to the  COVID-19 pandemic, the Church has released dozens of missionaries from service, and has suspended the calls of many more potential missionaries. This suspension of mission calls has no doubt disappointed hundreds of young people hoping to serve. “Zoombombing” is the process of … Continue reading Church Announces New Missionary Zoom-bombing Program