The BYU Testing Center announced today that they will be filing bankruptcy due to the hard times that have befallen them in the past month. This announcement comes right before what would have been the busiest time for the institution. Their revenue has dropped significantly after not being able to charge any late fees to the student population forced to take their tests. Testing … Continue reading BYU Testing Center to File for Bankruptcy
Much to the chagrin of those who expected a conventional Easter egg hunt, the Easter Bunny has been arrested in New York City for violating quarantine. “We warned Mr. Bunny several times leading up to the holiday that the restrictions imposed by the City of New York applied to him as well.” says Police Chief Ian Grover, “Mr. Bunny’s flagrant disregard for safe social distancing … Continue reading Easter Bunny Arrested For Breaking Quarantine
On March 30, Utah Governor Gary Herbert issued a public health directive called “Stay Safe, Stay Home” to help combat the spread of COVID-19 in the state. It encourages Utah residents to do the bare minimum to help flatten the curb, namely staying home when possible and keeping a six-foot distance from people when the need to go out arises. While many people have done … Continue reading UVU Student Heroically Stays Home and Does Nothing: ‘Governor Herbert Told Me to’
Local Provo Resident Tommy Robinson has reportedly been very critical of people around the world choosing to fast today, arguing that it is “completely useless and unhelpful.” Robinson took a short break from recreating the entire BYU campus in the world of Minecraft to share his thoughts. “It is a complete waste of time and energy to not eat or drink for 24 hours. We … Continue reading ‘Fasting Won’t Help Anyone’ Says Guy Who Has Spent Entire Quarantine Playing Minecraft
Our publishers (we are jointly owned by Amazon and Bonneville Distribution) tells us we need to write more about coronavirus because it’s “topical” and “the only thing that anyone can talk about right now.” But we are sick of it. Not sick with the virus, but sick of writing about it. We don’t know what you people want anymore. There just aren’t any ideas left. … Continue reading We Are Sick Of Writing About Coronavirus
