Emperor Constantine Complains New Jesus Symbol Too Difficult to Paint on Shield

Emperor Constantine recently made waves in the twitter sphere when he tweeted about his disapproval of the new symbol of Christ. “How am I supposed to paint this on a shield?” he said, included with a picture of the resurrected Christ under an arch. After Constantine attributed his landmark victory at the Battle of Milvian Bridge to divine intervention, the Roman population was ensured of … Continue reading Emperor Constantine Complains New Jesus Symbol Too Difficult to Paint on Shield

LDS Church Reminds Members that it is Not Appropriate to Wave Toilet Paper for Hosanna Shout

When President Russell M. Nelson of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints announced that members would join together in a “Hosanna Shout” during the Sunday morning session of General Conference, people around the world rushed to find something white and clean they could wave for the ceremony. After hearing reports of families unpacking their massive supplies of toilet paper for the occasion, Church … Continue reading LDS Church Reminds Members that it is Not Appropriate to Wave Toilet Paper for Hosanna Shout

Missionaries Reassigned to Teach General Authorities How to Use Technology in Preparation for General Conference

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints recently began sending its missionaries serving outside of their native countries back home. Whether the missionary had only weeks left or had been out only a few weeks, missionaries’ times serving have been cut short. The Church has announced that the missionaries who have just returned home are being reassigned to teach the General Authorities and local … Continue reading Missionaries Reassigned to Teach General Authorities How to Use Technology in Preparation for General Conference

Local Family Confused, Disturbed by New ‘Lion King Netflix Series’

When the Smith family sat down to watch Netflix together Monday night, they were excited to discover a new Netflix original series continuing the Disney classic “Lion King”. However, parent and child alike were filled with horror when a smoking man appeared on screen and began describing a convicted murderer named Joe Exotic while flashing images of people getting mauled by tigers. “I think I … Continue reading Local Family Confused, Disturbed by New ‘Lion King Netflix Series’

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints Announces Free Copies of Book of Mormon

With people stuck at home, many companies like Adobe, Fender, and Audible, have made certain products and services available for free. This has been a great way for many to stay busy and active while they are social distancing. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has decided that they too want to offer something free of charge to the masses. Church officials announced … Continue reading The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints Announces Free Copies of Book of Mormon