The Definitive Ranking of Provo Influencers

While most BYU students will never find themselves “under the influence,” that’s not to say that they don’t find other ways to be influenced by something toxic: Instagram. Here is the definitive ranking of Provo influencers that every BYU student needs to be following: 9. Normon Memes (@normonmemes): Does anyone actually play that card game they made? The one that targets “edgy” members of the … Continue reading The Definitive Ranking of Provo Influencers

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Church Announces Romney vs. Burton to Headline ‘Fight the World’ Charity Event

Early Wednesday morning, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints held a press conference to announce a new addition to their holiday “Light the World” campaign. The new program, entitled “Fight the World,” is a charity boxing series held at the Marriott Center on BYU campus that will begin on December 20th, 2019. The fights will be available to purchase on pay-per-view for $50, … Continue reading Church Announces Romney vs. Burton to Headline ‘Fight the World’ Charity Event

Alternate Universe Merch Capitalizes on Cyber Monday Sales by Adding New Must-Have Items

The Alternate Universe has been serving BYU students the finest news since 1955, and now we want you to serve the finest looks with our new line of merch. For $7.99, this sock featuring our logo will be sure to impress your date! The classic blue ‘AU’ at the top is complemented by the gray toe and heel borders on the bottom. You can only … Continue reading Alternate Universe Merch Capitalizes on Cyber Monday Sales by Adding New Must-Have Items

Thanksgiving Guide: How To Get Through A Conversation About Your Non-Existent Relationship

Well, it’s that time of year again. You’re headed home for Thanksgiving break. There’ll be turkey, cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes, and the inevitable conversation about your lack of a relationship. All of us here at The Alternate Universe know how embarrassing it can be to admit to your parents, siblings, and nosy great-aunt that another year has gone by and you’re still not in a … Continue reading Thanksgiving Guide: How To Get Through A Conversation About Your Non-Existent Relationship