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Campus, News

BREAKING: Election Recount Names a Mint Brownie™ New BYUSA President

On March 3rd, BYU students had the chance to vote for next year’s student association president. After the votes were tallied, Ethan Baker was announced as the 2022-23 BYUSA president, with Brandyn Young as executive vice president. Ever since this announcement, however, a large number of disgruntled students have demanded a recount. The Alternate Universe was able to interview a student protesting outside of the … Continue reading BREAKING: Election Recount Names a Mint Brownie™ New BYUSA President

Carmen Sandeigo
Campus

Student finally realizes we live in a simulation after “sus” NPC activity on campus

Keanu Jermichaelson, a senior at BYU majoring in Ancient Scripture, finally came to terms with his futile existence. As we are all well aware, we live in a simulation created by our technological overlords Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos. But surprisingly, there are only a select few remaining who have not accepted this. Jermichaelson was one of them. “I just started to notice that things … Continue reading Student finally realizes we live in a simulation after “sus” NPC activity on campus

Bobby Zimmeruski
Life

Mutual Announces Partnership with Scooter Company

As gas prices rise and Provo students continue to “Spring Ahead” into dating, Mutual, a popular dating app, announced a partnership with LINK Scooters to provide the ultimate new transportation for new love birds. Aaron Allred and Mark Springer, the CEOs of Mutual and LINK respectively, released a joint statement early on Tuesday morning detailing the new development. “We know that the urge to date … Continue reading Mutual Announces Partnership with Scooter Company

Sister Michael