While many Cougar fans were excited to watch BYU take on Troy on Saturday night, a pre-game announcement from BYU AD Tom Holmoe dampened their enthusiasm. “The game between BYU and Troy University has been cancelled. It turns out we had a bit of a mix-up with our scheduling this week. We’re actually going to be playing this guy from Fresno named Troy.” said Holmoe. … Continue reading Due to Miscommunication BYU to Play Game Against a Guy Named Troy

After several days of heated deliberation, officials in Washington have decided to replace the United States Navy with the BYU football team. This comes on the heels of the 55-3 drubbing BYU dished out on national television on Monday. When asked, Grand Admiral Kevin Worthen seemed optimistic about this development saying ” This is a great opportunity for BYU to expand our control beyond Utah … Continue reading BYU to Take Custody of Nation’s Aircraft Carriers, Battleships