Tag: Football

Featured, General Conference, Sports

BYU Football Just Not the Same Without Gambling

Hours after President Christofferson’s anti-gambling talk, thousands of fans feel less inclined to follow football now that there is no money in it. In the Saturday morning session of Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints’ General Conference leader President D. Todd Christofferson gave a seminal talk about the immorality of gambling, and discouraging members from participating in any form, including sports betting. This re-emphasis … Continue reading BYU Football Just Not the Same Without Gambling

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Campus, Life, Provo, Sports

BYU ROC Board Releases Statement, Condemns Busy Students as “Poor Fans”

Provo, UT – In a statement released in response to recent backlash surrounding new ROC Pass ticket claim policies, the ROC Board maintained that students with responsibilities that infringe upon athletic event attendance are “not real BYU Cougars.” The press release reads as follows: “Dear Students and BYU Alumni, “A lot of discussion has been made recently regarding our new policy for BYU Football and … Continue reading BYU ROC Board Releases Statement, Condemns Busy Students as “Poor Fans”

Chuck Bartowski
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Cosmo Cougar Announces Official Debut Album: The Life of a Showcat

Ever since Cosmo closed the curtain on his last football era in 2024, Cosmies (Cosmo fans) have been eagerly awaiting his next move. On August 20th, 2025, he announced his debut album, offering a behind-the-stands look at life during his football days. While this came as a shock to many sports fans, it was not a shock to Cosmo’s cultish fan club. Kourtneigh Brace shared … Continue reading Cosmo Cougar Announces Official Debut Album: The Life of a Showcat

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Featured, Life, Sports

Smile! You’re Cheating at the 50-Yard Line

In light of recent events, the BYU ROC board has issued an official PSA for all students: “ROC passes are on sale, and so is your reminder that football games aren’t scandalous date nights in disguise. The jumbotron catches everything—and everyone. Be careful who you bring, especially if they are side pieces or Utah fans,” shared Mandy Lyron, a student member of the committee.  Cheers … Continue reading Smile! You’re Cheating at the 50-Yard Line

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Featured, Life, missionary, Provo, Sports

Chase Roberts To Replace Angel Moroni on Provo Temple

Following the BYU football team’s nail biter victory against Arkansas, the First Presidency put out a statement to the press. “Considering his angelic athleticism and heroic one-handed catch on Saturday, it has been determined that a statue of Chase Roberts will replace the Angel Moroni on the remodeled Provo Temple.” Noted football fan Dallin H. Oaks further commented: “We were promised that we would see … Continue reading Chase Roberts To Replace Angel Moroni on Provo Temple

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