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Local Political Genius Decides He Doesn’t Like Either Side

Local political genius Darren Sims came forward on Friday morning with a ground breaking announcement, declaring that he “doesn’t like either side” in the upcoming election. This move is unexpected from Sims who had previously been heard to say that he “thinks that both sides should calm down”. Much has been said about the upcoming election and for many people it has taken the shape … Continue reading Local Political Genius Decides He Doesn’t Like Either Side

Donald Cherry
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Honor Code Office and large crowd of students release ad calling for civil disagreement

Inspired by the Utah governor candidates who have recently released ads “calling for civility,” the BYU Honor Code Office and BYU students came together to release ads of their own, although they had a different message in mind. Jim Year, a frequent honor code offender, made a statement explaining the purpose of their ads. “I know that I will never get along with the Honor … Continue reading Honor Code Office and large crowd of students release ad calling for civil disagreement

Gail Black
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City of Provo “Not Hot”, Says Paris Hilton

After leading a protest last week in Provo last week, celebrity and heiress Paris Hilton had some choice words to offer the city of Provo. As a teenager, Hilton spent time in Provo at the Provo Canyon School, where she was severely mistreated. She now returns to lead a protest to shutdown the school and their various malpractices. Hilton also noted that the City of … Continue reading City of Provo “Not Hot”, Says Paris Hilton

Liz Lemon
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Fly from VP debate Actually Errant BYU Drone Used for Spying on University of Utah

During Wednesday night’s vice presidential debate between Kamala Harris and Mike Pence, a fly was seen on camera for several minutes. The fly eventually landed on Pence’s head and stayed there. The scene was quite comical for many as Pence hardly noticed. Reports today have revealed that the fly was actually a BYU drone used for spying on the University of Utah.  The drone was … Continue reading Fly from VP debate Actually Errant BYU Drone Used for Spying on University of Utah

Cameron Frye
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Devoted Trump supporters now writing in Elder Gong’s name on presidential ballot

In a recent post on Donald Trump’s Instagram account, the news about the COVID-19 positive test result has sparked a flurry of comments, the majority of them being debates and arguments between the most passionate Instagram users. Several people who were loyal to Trump were apparently swayed by the debate, and expressed their reconsideration for their presidential vote. Several members of the Church of Jesus … Continue reading Devoted Trump supporters now writing in Elder Gong’s name on presidential ballot

Gail Black