City of Provo “Not Hot”, Says Paris Hilton

After leading a protest last week in Provo last week, celebrity and heiress Paris Hilton had some choice words to offer the city of Provo.
As a teenager, Hilton spent time in Provo at the Provo Canyon School, where she was severely mistreated. She now returns to lead a protest to shutdown the school and their various malpractices. Hilton also noted that the City of Provo was bad as well.
“Provo Canyon School should be shut down for abusing their students. Provo City is also bad, but in a different way,” said Hilton.
When asked about the city of Provo, Hilton remarked that it was “not hot”. Her criticisms dealt mostly with the constant construction, aggressive pedestrians, and lack of Starbucks.
All of the residents of Provo reportedly agree with Hilton’s statement.