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BREAKING: Third Bachmeier Brother Revealed to be UVU Student

Bear and Tiger Bachmeier have made waves on the BYU football team this year, with Bear being the first true freshman quarterback in the team’s history. However, in a recent revelation that has rocked fans across the state, sources can now confirm that Bear and Tiger Bachmeier, BYU’s apex predators of the gridiron, have another brother: Cougar Bachmeier, a UVU senior studying accounting. According to … Continue reading BREAKING: Third Bachmeier Brother Revealed to be UVU Student

Kit Kittredge
Campus

Liberty Square Resident Home Alone After Roommates Leave For Thanksgiving, Creates Series of Charming Death Traps in Case of Potential Intruders

After UVU student Kevin McParody had the apartment to himself, he did what any young adult would do. McParody watched R Rated movies in the living room, where he was free of judgement from his roommates, and ate all the ice cream in the house, even that which he did not purchase. As the week went by, McParody caught wind of rumors of a pair … Continue reading Liberty Square Resident Home Alone After Roommates Leave For Thanksgiving, Creates Series of Charming Death Traps in Case of Potential Intruders

Liz Lemon
Campus

Presidents Worthen and Tuminez Continue Show of Solidarity as UVU Adopts BYU Honor Code

After yesterday’s letter from the Presidents of BYU and UVU, the universities have decided to continue to show a united front to students by having UVU begin enforcing the BYU Honor Code among its own students.  The official letter to students stated that they were concerned with “not only your spiritual well-being but also of those in the local community.” It goes on to say … Continue reading Presidents Worthen and Tuminez Continue Show of Solidarity as UVU Adopts BYU Honor Code

Albert Camus