Author: Sister Michael

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Alert: The Daily Universe is Just a Scam and Parody: DO NOT READ

It has recently come to the attention of The Alternate Universe that there is another “so-called” student-run news source at BYU. They call themselves The Daily Universe and are clearly a rip-off and scam of our very excellent and high quality newspaper. “We are obviously the original and more-trustworthy newspaper. Just look at how many more followers we have than The Daily Universe” pointed out … Continue reading Alert: The Daily Universe is Just a Scam and Parody: DO NOT READ

Sister Michael
Campus, Life

New Video Surfaces: Hank Smith Spits on President Worthen During Tuesday’s Devotional

Tuesday afternoon, a shocking video began to circle the internet wherein Hank Smith supposedly spat on President Worthen during Tuesday’s Devotional. While the video is at an odd angle and slightly grainy, students and faculty alike tend to believe that the incident did really occur. Rumors of drama and tension around the incident have been overwhelming. “I heard that Kevin wouldn’t approve Hank’s ‘Mormon Cryptid’ … Continue reading New Video Surfaces: Hank Smith Spits on President Worthen During Tuesday’s Devotional

Sister Michael
Life

Student gets boyfriend just for his A/C

Hayleigh Horn went into this Summer full of hope and dreams to kick back and enjoy her tennis classes and summer job at the creamery. Then she realized her house doesn’t have A/C. “I’ve never lived in Provo over the summer, so I thought that A/C was just a given in all apartments. Boy, was I wrong,” said Hayleigh to an Alternate Universe reporter. She … Continue reading Student gets boyfriend just for his A/C

Sister Michael
Life

5 Niche Places to Grab a Bite in Provo

We’ve all been there before. Your family comes to town and wants to go out to eat or maybe you really want to impress that girl from your religion class that you finally asked out. Your mind goes blank although Provo is full of unique restaurants and eateries. Well, here are the top 5 picks from The Alternate Universe’s editorial staff of hole-in-the-wall restaurants to … Continue reading 5 Niche Places to Grab a Bite in Provo

Sister Michael
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Couple Joins Mutual to Find Third Scripture Study Buddy

Tiffaleigh and Brad created a joint Mutual account last week to find someone to spice their daily scripture study. After two and a half years of marriage, they have decided to try something new. “I just get so tired of reading all of the “and it came to pass’s” said Brad in an exclusive interview with The Alternate Universe. “I’m just hoping to find someone … Continue reading Couple Joins Mutual to Find Third Scripture Study Buddy

Sister Michael