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Grifols Offers Super Tuesday Bonus to Plasma Donors

Students were delighted on Tuesday morning when Grifols sent out a text message to all current plasma donors offering a special bonus. The offer, only valid on that day, included a free can of caffeinated soda to those who donated.  Grifols also announced that for every pint of plasma received, the company would convince an undecided voter to vote for Bernie Sanders in the presidential … Continue reading Grifols Offers Super Tuesday Bonus to Plasma Donors

Titus Wilkerson
News

Church Members Outraged Over Caffeine Question, Announce Formal Split

This is a very serious issue and it must be addressed. Caffeine is against God’s will and against my values and my religion. I am willing to go to war to defend these things. -Karen Tingsley, founder of MACC In a time of great division among religions and sects that seemed monolithic, the question of whether or not caffeine should be consumed by the faithful … Continue reading Church Members Outraged Over Caffeine Question, Announce Formal Split

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‘I’m Just So Done’: BYU Spokesman Speaks Out Following Salt Lake Tribune Article

Early Wednesday morning, The Salt Lake Tribune published an article on The Alternate Universe, highlighting its hard-hitting journalism. Since hitting the presses, the article has garnered a lot of attention from other BYU media outlets. The Daily Universe immediately unfollowed the official Instagram page of The Alternate Universe, commenting that “It’s over. #nomoretoxicpeople.” The Tribune article covered the humble beginnings of The Alternate Universe and … Continue reading ‘I’m Just So Done’: BYU Spokesman Speaks Out Following Salt Lake Tribune Article

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Life

President Nelson Installs Giving Machines in Every Home, Makes it Easier to ‘Light The World’

In another instance of bold leadership by the president of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, Russell M. Nelson announced Sunday night that red giving machines would be delivered to and installed in the homes of every Latter-day Saint.  I am so proud of the work that men and women, inside and outside the Church, have done in regard to caring for the … Continue reading President Nelson Installs Giving Machines in Every Home, Makes it Easier to ‘Light The World’

Titus Wilkerson