Taylor Swift has it all. She’s currently touring the United States and making millions singing to her ever-devoted Swifties, while continuing to write heartbreaking bangers for women everywhere, of all ages. However, while she seems to have it all, she is missing one thing: an eternal partner. 

Rumors hit the internet that Taylor Swift and her long-term boyfriend Joe Alwyn had split a few weeks ago, but there had been no real confirmation until Dalltyn Smythe found the real T-Swiz as he swiped through mutual. 

“She’s a little too tall for me, but I hope she finds the RM of her dreams,” said Dalltyn. 

Highlights of Swift’s profile include the song lyric “Nice to meet you, where you been?” in her bio, as well as a healthy amount of pictures of her cats. 

Despite T-Swiz having indicated on her mutual profile that she is looking for an eternal husband in temple marriage, there have been no reports of her baptism or official church membership. We at the Alternate Universe pray for her to be receptive to the teachings of the missionaries.