You’re sitting in your living room–feet up, popcorn in hand, prepared to enjoy a wholesome movie night with the people you love most. Before long, you realize the once family-friendly movie you all cherished has been replaced with a profane, sensual, and extremely violent alternative. Suddenly, “The Parent Trap” has new meaning. 

Say hello to VidDevil, the streaming service from hell. Sometimes you want to watch a movie or show, but skip the good stuff. That’s what VidDevil does. Satan invites you to make entertainment bad for your home by watching top shows on this fascist-friendly streaming service.

Lily Langtree, a young mother of 13 children, shared her experience using the new media.

“I left my 5-year-old unsupervised, and she ended up using this platform to watch Kung Fu Panda with full frontal nudity. I’ll never be able to unsee that.” 

From the beginning, VidDevil had a unique vision. It saw a world where consumers were given the power to make their own choices about offensive content. VidDevil understood that there was an audience out there that didn’t just care about sex and violence in cinema, but wanted more of it. With just a few simple clicks, VidDevil users can quickly be on their way to watching explicit versions of their favorite childhood movies, including “The Phantom Menace” with more of Jar Jar Binks than ever before. 

“The Sound of Music is now ‘The Sound of Machine Guns,’ and Aladdin is now ‘Aladdin After Dark. ‘ The second coming is surely around the corner,” shared Tom Perry, who flaunts a 100% seminary attendance.

The new platform has taken the world by surprise. 

“I started watching Mary Poppins on this streaming service because I was curious. It was basically the same, except instead of singing, she cussed everyone out and sold Jane and Michael on the black market. I’ve never heard so many F-bombs in my life,” shared Chad Thayer, who planned on bleaching his pupils after the interview.

If the new launch proves unsuccessful, rumor has it that Satan will resort to his backup plan of cursing the earth with an increased surge of live-action Disney remakes instead. Pick your poison.