Nothing is fun without a hint of mystery or suspense. Enter the soft launch — the not-quite-official, not-quite-secret strategy of introducing a new fact about yourself. With Pride month in full swing, here are some subtle ways to show your true colors.
- Wear a rainbow WWJD bracelet
A subtle way to flaunt your political beliefs while also reprimanding small-minded haters. You are a follower of Jesus Christ, and Jesus loves liberals, too. - Refer to your spouse as your partner.
Sprinkle this into conversations to righteously prove that you don’t assume anyone’s gender or sexual orientation - Strategically place stickers on your water bottle
Hint that you are a passionate anti-conservative by placing stickers where people might see them - Hold the door closed for a woman
Support modern gender equality by holding the door closed for a woman. That way she will have to fight to open it, after which she will feel like she truly defeated the patriarchy. - Watch Drag Race All-Stars loudly in your room
“Accidentally” let your roommates hear RuPaul on full blast - Announce that you are boycotting Chick-fil-A
Prove where your loyalty lies by eliminating your support for small-minded businesses (you don’t actually have to boycott them, you just have to say you are)