At the tender age of 14, Jayden faced grave temptation after ending his camp experience with not one, but seven crushes of the week.

“I’m trying not to lust after the desires of my heart, but it’s so hard–all these girls are so desirable. My prepubescent brain is so conflicted,” stated Jayden Miller, who is the proud owner of exactly three chest hairs.

Throughout the week, Jayden’s playboy attitude was nothing short of noticeable. Mitchie Torres, one of his counselors, commented on the matter.

“This morning he was poking and teasing Kayleigh incessantly, but just an hour ago I heard him making plans with Macey to rewatch the minecraft movie together when they got home. This boy really gets around.”

Though knowingly committing extreme mental sin, Jayden tried to defend himself, only to dig himself deeper into a hole.

“I thought I liked Evie the most, but then Brooklyn said she planned on buying GTA 6 when it came out. That’s so hot,” he said. 

In the meantime, we’ll give him four years before his horniness can curse the innocent female population of Helaman halls.