Local Woman Ditches Mutual, Starts Pulling Men on Clash Royale

As any local will remind you, the dating scene in Provo is famous for being terrible. While apps like Mutual are designed to help young singles (and occasionally cheaters)  find love, women are turning to new resources to attract higher volumes of men in less time–and one such resource is really doing numbers.

Local woman Courtney Towers reports that she has added over 300 men to her roster by joining different clans and messaging the clan chat that she doesn’t know how to play.

“I just kept getting left on delivered on Mutual, and then I realized that if I wanted a man, I had to go where the men actually were,” she said.

One of Courtney’s current love interests, Jared Barb said, “When I first started coaching Courtney, she was basically throwing her elixir away every round. Now I’ve got her on a Miner-Poison deck that’s really helping her. I love providing for my queen.”

Logan Knight, another one of Courtney’s clanmates shared, “I love when she peeps in on my games and sends little emotes. They say romance is dead but I think it just evolved.”

While this strategy has proven to garner high volumes of attention, Courtney also has to be careful not to blow her cover. She expressed worry that she may be getting too good at the game to maintain her status.

“Hopefully none of them notice that I have 5,342 trophies or I’m going to have to start all over,” she said.