On Sunday, October 19th, at approximately 9:30 am, student thieves wielding American Heritage textbooks broke into the MOA with SWIG in hand before escaping on the UVX with valuable statues in their pockets. 

Immediately following the crime, Brigham Young emerged from the grave to express his congratulations to the students who managed to escape with no trace.

“No Canva, no Learning Suite, just some good old-fashioned greed,” he stated.

While the police search for the culprits, they have struggled to find any leads. These students are really good.

“omg who did thatttttt” said Claytin Divalis, whose stomach was suspiciously shaped like the LOVE statue. The police let him go with no further questions.

Deep in thought following the events of the robery, Mat Richerdz, a pre-med student, shared his opinion on the matter.

“Who needs a degree when you can have a shopping spree? I’m wasting my potential here,” he exclaimed.

He rejected his nursing school acceptance letter and dropped out of BYU the next day.

“A classic HEIST, I tell ya. Good to see students working with their own two hands,” stated Dennis Cutchins, a BYU film professor, who just touched grass after pulling an all-nighter to attend a 10-hour Oceans 11 watch-party. Students have reported that he is apparently skipping class to try solve the crime by himself in his basement.

The museum will be closed until Monday while the BYU police investigate the crime.