The Biology Department is proud to introduce the latest lab-grown specimen, Abednegeaux. Through a long period of research and trial and error, the lab was able to create a man more than worthy to be an LDS influencer. With rock hard abs, a temple recommend, and a tiny microphone, Abednegeaux is a model of algorithmic perfection.

Head bioengineer, Adam Lively said, “It only made sense to name him Abednegeaux to match his brothers Shadraque and Meshaque…Wait are those not their names?”

Abednegeaux is thrilled to be beginning life with his brothers. He told our reporters, “As the Paris Triplet I promise to give motivational speeches, be shirtless, and end racism!” His understanding and dedication to his purpose was astounding.

He is already following in his brothers’ footsteps and has begun authoring his own book, “Triplets in Paris”. Part self-help, and part autobiography, Abednegeaux is taking great care to make the book “go gorillas”. The book is set to hit the BYU Bookstore next fall.