Five Things 2022 Grads Should Know Before Entering the Workforce

Congratulations class of 2022- you did it! You cheated on just enough online exams to walk the stage and confront your destiny as a future TJ Maxx Associate (assuming you graduated with a Communications degree). Onto the next chapter, as they say. But as many will soon realize, the leap from the Lord’s University to the secular world is more like jumping into a whole … Continue reading Five Things 2022 Grads Should Know Before Entering the Workforce

Five Tips For Dating Your TA

We all know that feeling- you walk into a lab or recitation, and that’s when your eyes meet. The most attractive student you’ve ever seen at BYU. Maybe a year or two older, they look like they’ve got their life together and they check all the boxes. That is, until they stand up and start teaching the class. Are you allowed to ask out your … Continue reading Five Tips For Dating Your TA

Five Books Banned at BYU

Library Collections Manager Susan Bradshaw gives her explanation of what makes these few novels “too scandalous” for the Harold B. Lee Library.  Bradshaw has even gone so far to censor notable alumna Stephanie Meyer, surely provoking inevitable riots on campus.  Twilight “The idea of vampires and other supernatural entities is already problematic, but Stephanie Myer crosses the line in her debut novel by making them … Continue reading Five Books Banned at BYU

5 Pictures of Cosmo That Will Make You Say, “That’s No Cougar, That’s Jojo Siwa!”

Everyone loves Cosmo, but there is one mystery to this fellow: who is behind the mask? Investigators have speculated and come up with ideas such as Betty White, Kevin J Worthen, and Joseph Smith. Problem is, none of them can dance. We, at The Alternate Universe, have found evidence suggesting that Jojo Siwa is the one who entertains us during halftime, who jumps rope on … Continue reading 5 Pictures of Cosmo That Will Make You Say, “That’s No Cougar, That’s Jojo Siwa!”

5 Things to Do After You Open Your Christmas Presents

Every Christmas at 9:04 am, the world faces a predicament: What do you do after opening your presents? This year, there is a solution. #5 Scroll Instagram You can check that one off now. Maybe do a shot of eggnog for each picture of parents with kids on the floor. #4 Scroll Snapchat Check out the zoom in on your friend’s grandpa asleep in his … Continue reading 5 Things to Do After You Open Your Christmas Presents