Living Up to His Name: Cosmo the Cougar Revealed to be Zach Wilson’s Secret Older Lover

After spending his rookie season getting smashed by 300-pound NFL veterans, Zach Wilson decided to smash someone his own size. Former BYU Quarterback and apparent mom lover, Zach Wilson, was the talk of the town yesterday. Instead of enjoying his Sabbath in peace, he was trending on Twitter for a surprising reason. Dax Milne, Wilson’s former roommate and current Eskimo brother, posted a picture on … Continue reading Living Up to His Name: Cosmo the Cougar Revealed to be Zach Wilson’s Secret Older Lover

BYU Virginity Club Ex-Admin Create BYU Non-Virgin Club

The Brigham Young Virginity Club is a “Utah-based club dedicated to preserving and promoting Virginity on college campuses”. A popular account on Instagram, @byuvirgin has accumulated over 56k followers. Recently, BYU Virgin has made several posts about how their old admin were “soft and pathetic”, and have been replaced. The new account admin have stated that “there will be NO tolerance for people who mock … Continue reading BYU Virginity Club Ex-Admin Create BYU Non-Virgin Club

5 Ways to Spruce Up Your Wedding

It is wedding season! You know what that means – loads of time spent waiting through your friends’s weddings, dreading the next one each time they come around. Utah is in a wedding slump. Each and every wedding is as boring as they get, most of them lacking a DJ, or, heaven forbid, dancing altogether. No offense, but your 14-year-old uncle’s mp3 player isn’t gonna … Continue reading 5 Ways to Spruce Up Your Wedding

Five Best Summer Jobs to find your Eternal Companion

Many college students choose to work full time over the summer to save up money, rather than taking classes. This is no different in our favorite little town of Provo, but saving up money often becomes a secondary motive. As always, these horn- I meannn high standard holding BYU students are doing everything they can to find their eternal companions, and having missed the ring … Continue reading Five Best Summer Jobs to find your Eternal Companion

MARB Building Blows Up

The inevitable finally happened this Wednesday afternoon. MARB, arguably the best building on campus, exploded. The Cold War era bunker in the basement had a tent heater that ran on propane, and safety inspectors for years begged BYU to remove it, but they did nothing. Now lead shrapnel and high quantities of carbon monoxide are in the atmosphere. Makes for some spectacular sunsets. Our thoughts … Continue reading MARB Building Blows Up