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Campus, Featured

Tensions Rise at BYU Apartment as Misinformed Roommate Incorrectly “Soaked” the Dishes

“Come on bro, I was just doing what my roommate told me to do.” This was the phrase used by BYU Bro Ted Fulmer in his defense against his livid roommates this past weekend. According to Ted, he was only following instructions. Following the herd one would say. But for his roommates, Ted absolutely crossed the line. What did Ted do to cause such a … Continue reading Tensions Rise at BYU Apartment as Misinformed Roommate Incorrectly “Soaked” the Dishes

Bobby Zimmeruski
Campus, News

Leaked DMs Reveal Adam Levine’s Extramarital Affair with Cosmo

Flirty DMs between Adam Levine and Cosmo the Cougar have been leaked online. They appear to show Levine and Cosmo have been in a relationship for months, with messages being sent sometimes dozens of times a day. This comes after numerous other women have come forward revealing their relationships with the Maroon 5 singer. Although the DMs are lewd and often graphic, Cosmo asked Levine … Continue reading Leaked DMs Reveal Adam Levine’s Extramarital Affair with Cosmo

Macho Man Randy Savage
Campus, Featured

White Girl with Dreadlocks Wins BYU Diversity Scholarship

When McChastity Tinkles won the new BYU Diversity scholarship, she was elated. “I knew my hair looked cool,” Tinkles said. “But I didn’t realize it was free college cool.” Unfortunately for Ms. Tinkles, there were a whole lot of other people who agreed that her hair wasn’t free college cool. Across the vast interwebs as of late, there has been criticism flooding in against the … Continue reading White Girl with Dreadlocks Wins BYU Diversity Scholarship

Bobby Zimmeruski
Campus, Featured, Life, News

Tensions rise as BYUSA postpones negotiations with BYUSSR

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George Beard
Campus, Featured, Life, News

Closed-Toed Shoes Now Required on BYU Campus

The administration recently altered BYU’s dress code in order to prohibit toes, commonly known as “dogs”, on campus. It now reads: “Closed-toed shoes should be worn in all campus areas”. This takes away BYU students’ right to wear any kind of sandal, even those who opt for a more modest look by wearing socks with sandals.  “Personally, I’m glad I won’t have to see other … Continue reading Closed-Toed Shoes Now Required on BYU Campus

Kayteigh Leigh