Category: Campus

Campus, Featured, News

Student Finally Finds Parking On Campus After a Grueling 8-Month Long Search

As all current and former BYU students know, parking spots on campus are as hard to come by as a non-thirsty returned missionary. Due to the limited parking spots on campus, some students complain how they have missed classes desperately looking for a place to park. But once you hear this story, you’ll never complain again… “My parents were kind enough to give me my … Continue reading Student Finally Finds Parking On Campus After a Grueling 8-Month Long Search

Bobby Zimmeruski
Campus, Featured, News

BREAKING: Existence of Spring/Summer YSA Bishopric Storage Unit Confirmed

As most BYU students return home for the spring and summer terms, the need for student YSA wards decreases dramatically. Because of this, many wards on campus don’t meet all the summer and then return in the fall. This merits the question: What happens to all the Bishoprics of these wards? There has long been rumors of the spring/summer YSA bishopric storage, a long, dark, … Continue reading BREAKING: Existence of Spring/Summer YSA Bishopric Storage Unit Confirmed

Carmen Sandeigo
BYU Voices, Campus, Life

Support Group Formed for People Who Graduated Without a Ring

After years of hard work, papers, tests, and trauma, all Steve Cragun was left with was a lousy diploma when he graduated from BYU. According to Cragun, he didn’t endure six years of his Bachelor’s Degree just to walk away with some stupid piece of paper; he was hoping to find his eternal partner at BYU. But like many recent grads, Cragun found himself spouseless … Continue reading Support Group Formed for People Who Graduated Without a Ring

Sue Sylvester
Campus, Featured

BYU Adds Lazy River to Incentivise Students to take Summer Term Classes

Every year once winter finals are finally completed, Provo becomes a ghost town. As the hot singles return to their home states to do summer sales, the lonely “6 on a good day” singles and newly weds are tasked with defending Provo like their life depends on it. “It gets pretty lonely out here,” Jeremy Bird, 5-time Provo Summer veteran, told the Alternate Universe. “All … Continue reading BYU Adds Lazy River to Incentivise Students to take Summer Term Classes

Bobby Zimmeruski