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‘Confusing’ JKB Converted Into Mini-Golf Course

Everybody’s 7th favorite building on campus just got a new makeover. Heavily influenced by the constant complaints and confusion centered around wayward ramps, the Jesse Knight Building has recently been converted into a state-of-the-art mini golf course. ”I was just about to finish my engineering degree until I saw this change,” uninspired Lucas Byers told the Alternate Universe. “I was inspired to change my major … Continue reading ‘Confusing’ JKB Converted Into Mini-Golf Course

Bobby Zimmeruski
Campus, Featured

Student Fails All Class After No One Takes Her Surveys

Have you ever been directly responsible for the demise of another person? Most people would confidently think to themselves, “Of course not! I’m a good person”. But if you just thought this and you attend the prestigious Brigham Young University, you would be a big fat liar. And yes, I’m talking to you. Sigmunda Freud was a bright, young Psychology student with strong aspirations of … Continue reading Student Fails All Class After No One Takes Her Surveys

Bobby Zimmeruski
Campus, News

Student Within Cosmo Suit Dies From Heat Exhaustion While Performing

Confused cheers at Miller Park quickly turned into alarmed screams last Saturday when the beloved Cosmo the Cougar suddenly collapsed during a heated BYU Baseball game. And we don’t mean heated in the sense that the two baseball teams were combative- the BYU players literally handed out copies of the Book of Mormon to the opposing team after the game. We mean in the sense … Continue reading Student Within Cosmo Suit Dies From Heat Exhaustion While Performing

Sue Sylvester
Campus, Life

Heartwarming: Star Crossed Lovers From BYU Sports & ACT Prep Camps Star in Musical

Over the spring and summer semesters, BYU hosts overnight camps for high school students. From For the Strength of Youth camps (the replacement for EFY) to Sports camps to art and academic camps, there are a plethora of camps that run on and off all summer. This last week, BYU hosted the first basketball camp of the summer as well as an ACT prep camp. … Continue reading Heartwarming: Star Crossed Lovers From BYU Sports & ACT Prep Camps Star in Musical

Carmen Sandeigo
Campus, Life

Woman Makes Shrek Shrine after Roommate Moves Out

During the spring/summer semesters as many students leave Provo for a much-needed break some may feel a sense of loss or emptiness. However,  BYU student Kayliegh Jones has decided to fill the loss of her roommate with a ginormous Shrek shrine in her now private room. In an exclusive interview with The Alternate Universe she described her creative process. “When my old roommate Brynlieghsa moved … Continue reading Woman Makes Shrek Shrine after Roommate Moves Out

Sister Michael