Five Best Summer Jobs to find your Eternal Companion

Many college students choose to work full time over the summer to save up money, rather than taking classes. This is no different in our favorite little town of Provo, but saving up money often becomes a secondary motive. As always, these horn- I meannn high standard holding BYU students are doing everything they can to find their eternal companions, and having missed the ring … Continue reading Five Best Summer Jobs to find your Eternal Companion

MARB Building Blows Up

The inevitable finally happened this Wednesday afternoon. MARB, arguably the best building on campus, exploded. The Cold War era bunker in the basement had a tent heater that ran on propane, and safety inspectors for years begged BYU to remove it, but they did nothing. Now lead shrapnel and high quantities of carbon monoxide are in the atmosphere. Makes for some spectacular sunsets. Our thoughts … Continue reading MARB Building Blows Up

5 Classes for Students Who Forgot to Register for Classes

So you have been spending every night swiping on Mutual on your phone, and you forgot to register for classes. Now you have to pick classes from the bottom of the barrel. Here is our list of the best classes to round out your schedule. CHEM 105: Chemistry is always fun. Then you could finally dip into your reserve of chemistry-based pick-up lines. What could … Continue reading 5 Classes for Students Who Forgot to Register for Classes

BYU Reverts Back to Online Classes to Fight Rising Gas Prices

If you’re single and looking for a smoking hot babe on campus, you might have to up your Zoom flirting skills instead. Kevin Worthen, BYU’s President and Papa, recently announced that BYU will be transitioning back to full-time online in response to the rising gas prices. According to Worthen, there will be no in-person classes until it is “financially” safe to return to campus. “We … Continue reading BYU Reverts Back to Online Classes to Fight Rising Gas Prices

Opinion: Are Sweater Vests Against the Honor Code?

There are some questions as old as time. Who am I? Where did I come from? Where am I going? And of course, are sweater vests against the Honor Code? While sweater vests are both trendy and classy, a near-impossible feat in this day and age, there is a dark underside to these stylish pieces. As we all know, the Honor Code includes a” Dress … Continue reading Opinion: Are Sweater Vests Against the Honor Code?