You may remember Studio C and Dwight in Shining Armor, but these shows have been canceled for being “too immature”. In their place, there will be new shows catered to the modern BYU student. “We realized that many students find no interest in watching BYUtv, so we shifted our target audience from sheltered bubble people to the type of freshmen you see on BYU Barstool,” … Continue reading BYUtv Announces New Show Lineup
The BYU Wilkinson Center is mainly known to function as a center on campus for studying, eating, and ignoring booths of solicitors. But under the innocent mirage of a student center lies another sinister purpose: a prison. Many have noticed the daily disturbance coming from a pianist at the center of the Wilk. What they might not know, is that this infamous pianist quite literally … Continue reading Wilkinson Piano Player Actually Chained Against His Will
The university intends to complete the “Cougar Game,” in which students will compete for parking spots, before the start of next semester. After years of failed attempts of fixing the parking situation by promoting public transportation, charging for parking, and hiring more parking enforcers, BYU officials believe that they have finally come up with a foolproof plan. “It’s very simple,” said a nameless, faceless university … Continue reading BYU Announces Solution to Parking Scarcity on Campus
As mid-term season comes into full swing, students are anxiously lining up for a seat in the holy of holies of the most sacred building on BYU campus- the testing center. With so many students taking scheduled tests at the same time, the line has been seen stretching all the way down Provo Canyon. “I knew that getting into the testing center was at least … Continue reading Tragic: Young Student in Three Day Long Testing Center Line Dies in the Elements
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