Recent reports from students and faculty alike allege that there is a vigilante figure cutting holes in the kneecaps of pants. Their identity and motives remain unknown. We interviewed Jason Peters, a recent victim, at a nearby Walmart. “I had to stay home for a week when my only pants were cut, I felt so dirty showing my kneecaps in public,” says Jason Peters, a … Continue reading Anti-Honor Code Vigilante Cuts Holes in Jeans
Sticky note window art and messages are well loved traditions at Heritage Halls. Since the students who live there don’t have a dining hall or communal bathroom to make friends in, obviously the next best option is to spell your phone or room number on your window to call the whole world over to make friends. This common love for this tradition made it very … Continue reading Students Protest Heritage Halls Window Art Ban
Has this ever happened to you at BYU? As you furiously power walk to your class listening to the Shrek 2 soundtrack, you pass an interesting group of people. You see a student strolling in a ten-gallon hat and big, leather boots. After him, you see a blonde socialite pulling out car keys to her Jeep from her Cotopaxi backpack. Following her, you see a … Continue reading New study rates BYU number 1 in the country for diversity…of white people
Every year, BYUSA puts on the True Blue Foam event where students can go down a giant slip -n-slide covered in a foam that has been dyed blue. They say the dye is not permanent, but that may not be true. Students are typically required to be hosed off before leaving so that they do not leave a trail of blue all over campus. Toby … Continue reading Student who attended True Blue Foam still blue
Every upperclassmen’s favorite part of fall semester is, of course, the flood of new freshmen on campus. From not knowing how to make a grilled cheese sandwich to getting lost in the library, their naivety is a great source of amusement. Some upperclassmen are so invested in this entertainment that they become peer mentors. Sometimes, however, the awkwardness, no matter how comedic, gets a little … Continue reading Freshman Desperately in Love with Peer Mentor
