‘I Just Think BYU is Overreacting,’ Says Healthy 22-Year-Old Student

COVID-19 has swept the globe, and experts say that at-risk members of our population are in imminent danger. Amidst the chaos of the pandemic, universities across the United States have been shifting to online courses in an effort to combat the spread of the disease. Provo’s own Brigham Young University has followed suit: classes were canceled from March 13-March 17 and will be moved online … Continue reading ‘I Just Think BYU is Overreacting,’ Says Healthy 22-Year-Old Student

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Entrepreneurship Professor to Make Full Online Course Available to Patreon Subscribers

Professor John Ulrich, an entrepreneurship professor in the BYU Marriott School, has proven his own entrepreneurial spirit in these trying times. While students celebrated, many professors were disheartened after the news on Friday afternoon that classes would move online. But according to Professor Ulrich, his first thought was, “How can I make money off this?” Professor Ulrich takes pride in his ability to turn any … Continue reading Entrepreneurship Professor to Make Full Online Course Available to Patreon Subscribers

CES Department Bans Coronavirus, Says Pandemic “Will Not Lead to Eternal Marriage”

Shortly after an announcement from The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints’ headquarters regarding cautionary measures in relation to coronavirus was released, the CES department released a letter clarifying their stance on the global pandemic.  The statement was released via email and social media. It will apply to all Church schools.  Continue reading CES Department Bans Coronavirus, Says Pandemic “Will Not Lead to Eternal Marriage”

Russian Department Suspected in BYUSA Election Fraud

A scandal has broken out on campus as Wednesday’s BYU Student Association elections were rocked with allegations of foreign language department interference. According to sources, over 200,000 votes were cast for Manny the Mannequin, drawing suspicion of voter fraud onto the election. “Who could have known that this could be an issue?” said BYUSA election official Bryan Thurmond, “It turns out using an unsecured mobile … Continue reading Russian Department Suspected in BYUSA Election Fraud

BYU Store Mannequin Announces Campaign for BYUSA Presidency

BYU Store Mannequin “Manny” announced his bid for the highly esteemed BYUSA president position earlier this morning in a surprise campus press conference. The 7 students following this election closely are already calling Manny the “dark-horse candidate” of the race on account of his super fun personality and carefully selected campaign phrases. “Up to this point I was really feeling inspired by the words ’embrace … Continue reading BYU Store Mannequin Announces Campaign for BYUSA Presidency