Tuesday seemed just like another normal day in the Marriott School, but all was not as it appeared. Jace Bringhurst rolled into his Ethics for Management class a healthy fifteen minutes late after a morning shred sesh at Sundance. In fact, he was still wearing his Wind Range Ski Socks from Stance, equipped with Feel360® Fiber Technology. But he did have time to put on … Continue reading Finance Professor Scolds Student for Removing AirPods® During Class

Homecoming celebrations for recently returned missionary Braxten Jones were brought to an abrupt halt when the young man was met with an unexpected blow. While walking by the refreshments table, Jones saw his reflection in the punch bowl. To his surprise, he was still Caucasian. “I was shocked,” he said. “After two years in Mexico I thought I was practically a native. I have a … Continue reading RM ‘Shocked’ to Find He’s Still White After Return from Foreign Mission, Starts Support Group

Every Tuesday at 11:05 a.m., students, faculty and staff head to the Marriott Center for the weekly Devotional or Forum address. BYU President Kevin J. Worthen and his wife Peggy kick off the semester and are followed by members of the leadership of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, BYU employees and other “sick af people.” Entertainment assemblies celebrating the talent of BYU … Continue reading New BYU Devotional Schedule to include Lin-Manuel Miranda, Corbin Bleu

Macklemore paid a visit to BYU this last week, and went largely unnoticed. During a brief pit stop on his nation-wide tour, the rapper, famous for songs such as “Thrift Shop” and “Same Love,” decided to stop in on what has quickly become one of BYU’s most exciting events– the Macklemore look-alike contest.  We asked participating students to comment on the event. Moroni S., a … Continue reading Macklemore Enters BYU’s ‘Macklemore Look-Alike Contest,’ Loses

In an effort to improve the schools’ honor and to condemn sinful behaviors, BYU has recently begun a series of radical adjustments to campus buildings and statues to remove references to beards, citing them as evils from a less enlightened time. Among these changes the Heber J. Grant building has been renamed to The Dungeon, the JFSB has been renamed to the Gillette Mach 5 … Continue reading BYU Shaves Maeser Statue, Removes All Campus References to Bearded Men