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Campus, Life

These 10 Completely Incapable Babies Have Already Attended More College Than You

With the year 2017 newly supplanting the likes of 2016, we’ve collected a list of 10 freshly born babies that have been attending college classes a lot longer than you have. Looking at you Freshman. They represent a rising generation, a generation that will almost certainly either steal your job or make a robot that will take it from you. Kathy, born just two months … Continue reading These 10 Completely Incapable Babies Have Already Attended More College Than You

Warren Dusenberry
Campus, News

Y-Serve Enlists Help of Dementors to Remind Students They Have Time to Serve

Citing a recent post-holiday season decline in the hours students spend volunteering in the community, BYU’s Y-Serve has decided to increase the presence of on-campus dementors in a last-ditch effort to remind students of the need to make time to serve others. With intimidating height of just over ten feet, dark eyeless faces, and each sporting eternally a single black garb made of who-knows-what sent … Continue reading Y-Serve Enlists Help of Dementors to Remind Students They Have Time to Serve

Warren Dusenberry
Campus, News

Female Orangutan Completes HBLL’s Doomsday Preparations

Early Tuesday morning the front doors of the Harold B. Lee Library opened wide to welcome its newest tenant: Suzan the orangutan. Jeff Harris, director of the BYU “Ark” project launched in 2008, confirmed that she is happily adjusting to cage #2545 on the 8th underground level of the complex next to her male counterpart Rick, and that her arrival marks the completion of the … Continue reading Female Orangutan Completes HBLL’s Doomsday Preparations

Warren Dusenberry