BYU Police employs military-grade solutions for jaywalkers and grass-walking students

I want you to close your eyes and think to yourself right now: What is the worst part about BYU? Come on, do it. I don’t see those eyes closed. There we go, nice job. You can open your eyes. What did you say was the worst part about BYU? Did you say the people? American Heritage? Economics with Professor Kearl? Not being able to … Continue reading BYU Police employs military-grade solutions for jaywalkers and grass-walking students

New BYU Policy: Infants Who Attend Class With Parent Will Receive Course Credit

A new BYU policy states that infants who attend their parent’s classes will receive partial course credit. To qualify, the infant will be expected to have consistent attendance and the parent will need to read assigned reading aloud to their child. If the infant sleeps through class, they will be eligible to receive no higher than a C. BYU believes it only fair to still … Continue reading New BYU Policy: Infants Who Attend Class With Parent Will Receive Course Credit

Top 5 Best Places to Break Up in Provo

Breaking up is hard. Make it a little bit easier by planning to have “the talk” at one of these sensible locations.   5. Costco Food Court This low-key venue is an excellent space to talk about your most vulnerable and guarded feelings. Plus, who could be mad with a chicken bake in their mouth? 4.  The Bus Nothing says “I still care about you, … Continue reading Top 5 Best Places to Break Up in Provo

Most Popular Utah Baby Names Right Now

Every year, about 50,000 babies are born in Utah, each one as unique and beautiful as the name they are given. Here are the most popular baby names sweeping Utah right now, and yes, that’s really how it’s spelled.   MOST POPULAR GIRL NAMES -MaKyleigh -Kirtlyn -Taiten -McKlenzington -Brynleigha -LeMackynzie -M’chelle -Tayson -Nayvie -Oaklie -Lizziemguireton   MOST POPULAR BOY NAMES -Trinston -Arson -Jaarohn -Brynler -Tesla … Continue reading Most Popular Utah Baby Names Right Now

Kevin Worthen releases diss-track directed at Pete Davidson titled, “Called to Serve (Some Bars)”

As covered in previous articles, Peggy Worthen and Pete Davidson have been spotted multiple times together on campus. This has caused quite a ruckus in the local community that even your grandma is asking who is “Pat and David’s Son.” BYU President and renowned pole-licker Kevin Worthen has finally responded to the rumors of Davidson’s escapades in the only way he knows how – song. … Continue reading Kevin Worthen releases diss-track directed at Pete Davidson titled, “Called to Serve (Some Bars)”