It started out as a simple FHE activity: imagine where you want to be in five years and make a plan with tangible goals. But when Ammon Jensen started writing his five year plan, he found himself unable to stop. Instead, he made an Eternal Plan. Included in his plan are milestones like “get married in the Temple” and “convert LeBron James.” “We studied the … Continue reading Student’s 5 Year Plan Becomes Eternal Plan
“This is why I flooded the Earth guys…Do I need to do it again?” – God, probably Just like the guy who doesn’t realize the party has ended and as clearly overstayed his welcome, COVID has once again run rampant across the United States. The new Omicron variant has revived COVID from the ashes and now it has its eyes set on infecting every single person … Continue reading BYU student dies after purposely contracting leprosy to “stand apart from the COVID crowd”
After numerous complaints that the machines were always empty, the Light the World donation managers look elsewhere to keep their machine shelves stocked. Earthquake-sized waves rocked through the LDS-Christmas-donation-supply-chain-management-regulation community when it was announced that Light the World officials had parted ways with their current supply partner – The BYU Vending Machine Group. They had initially worked together as it was convenient to coordinate with … Continue reading LDS Giving Machines End Contract with BYU Vending Machine Supplier
When Trevor Rump finally mustered up the courage to ask out the girl he’d been staring at in the Cougareat for the last five minutes, he thought nothing could go wrong. He walked up to her, leaned against the table, and started spitting game he had been practicing in the mirror since his mission. He failed miserably. “You seem really nice but I think it … Continue reading Friend-Zoned Student Confused When Crush Posts She is Getting Married to her “Best-Friend”
The Eagle Scout rank is one of the highest accolades that any red-blooded American boy could ever aspire to earn. Studies have shown that those who achieve this honor are highly successful in life. But what about those who didn’t soar to the heights of the Eagle rank? The statistics are nothing short of shocking. 35% Homeless: Without their American business and labor merit badges, … Continue reading Boys Who Never Got Their Eagle Scout: Where Are They Now?
