Already hate the classes you are in this semester? Take your mind off your terrible previous life decisions and think about the future! Here are the top 5 classes you need to take next semester to fill the insatiable void that consumes your soul. #5 CHEM 350 – Non-GMO, 85% Lean, Grass-Fed Organic Chemistry Everyone’s favorite class, Organic Chemistry, gets a more environmentally friendly upgrade … Continue reading Top 5 Classes to take next semester
Halloween is a favorite time of year for BYU students. “Spooky season” is jam-packed with fall adventures, such as pumpkin patches, corn mazes, hay-rides, and of course, haunted houses. While many if not most of these activities are wholesome and recreational, the BYU administration is becoming increasingly concerned with how the adversary’s influence might be heightened during this eerie time. To keep students on the … Continue reading BYU Puts on Sin-Themed Haunted House to Scare Students Straight
In an unexpected turn of events Elder Oaks, shocked the world and beat previously undefeated President Nelson in the Fantasy Football this past week. As a result of his sin, President Nelson immediately revoked Elder Oaks’ apostolic authority and gave him the ‘Tim Tebow’ of callings – Local Area Seventy. This was an unsurprising decision by our Prophet because everyone knows the cardinal rule of … Continue reading Elder Oaks Beats President Nelson in Fantasy Football, Demoted to an Area Seventy
As mid-term season comes into full swing, students are anxiously lining up for a seat in the holy of holies of the most sacred building on BYU campus- the testing center. With so many students taking scheduled tests at the same time, the line has been seen stretching all the way down Provo Canyon. “I knew that getting into the testing center was at least … Continue reading Tragic: Young Student in Three Day Long Testing Center Line Dies in the Elements
Do you guys remember all of your friends from high school who weren’t as good as you and didn’t get into BYU? Well if they haven’t left the church by now, you can find them at BYU-Idaho! We sent our investigative reporter, DeDuce Información, to Rexburg this past week to check up on these prodigal sons and daughters. Let’s take a look at the recent … Continue reading What’s Going on in Rexburg?
