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Campus, Featured

BYU’s Alternate Universe Wins Award for Best Provo Newspaper

  On Thursday last week, we heard rumors of a newspaper contest coming to Provo.  Determined to beat the Daily Universe, we entered.  Guess what!  We won!  In your face, Daily Universe! While we were waiting for the results, we interviewed several bright, intelligent students.   “I only go to the Alternate Universe for my news,” says Cheryl Smith.   “Daily Universe who?  I only see Alternate … Continue reading BYU’s Alternate Universe Wins Award for Best Provo Newspaper

Renesmee
Featured, Life

God Announces Spring is Cancelled in Utah

On the heels of this week’s snowfall, God has officially announced that spring will be cancelled in the state of Utah for the year 2022. “We won’t see consistent warm temperatures until we hit summer in late May.” said a source close to the Creator of the Universe “We’re thinking things will be in the mid to low 40’s until we crank it straight into … Continue reading God Announces Spring is Cancelled in Utah

Donald Cherry
Featured

Critics Furious Over Undeniable Evidence that the Book of Mormon is True—Seven-Year-Old Bore Testimony After Praying About It

Kyden Allred, who will be baptized next month, reported in a talk that he knows the Book of Mormon is a true work. Because he felt the spirit while reading it.  Allred says that after their ward received a challenge to read the entire book before General Conference his family has been reading it together every night. He claims his family finished the book last … Continue reading Critics Furious Over Undeniable Evidence that the Book of Mormon is True—Seven-Year-Old Bore Testimony After Praying About It

Albert Camus
Campus, Featured, News

World Famous Mountaineer Attempts to Scale RB Stairs, Dies of Exhaustion

Only the good die young. A sullen mood has swept over campus this morning. Colin Haley, world-famous mountaineer, was found lying dead a third of the way up the RB stairs around 7:30 am. A helicopter has since flown over to remove his body from the scene. What was going to be the most ambitious ascent of his career turned out to be the most … Continue reading World Famous Mountaineer Attempts to Scale RB Stairs, Dies of Exhaustion

Lisa Simpson
Campus, Featured

BYU Did Not Authorize the Changing of the Learning Suite Logo

It is not yet known who changed the beloved Learning Suite logo, but whoever it was, BYU did not approve it, and wants to remind students that “any form of public expression on university webspace requires prior approval.” A full investigation has been launched into all students who have done things without BYU approval, with people from Color the Campus, BYU for Beards, and Emmalee … Continue reading BYU Did Not Authorize the Changing of the Learning Suite Logo

Albert Camus