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World Famous Mountaineer Attempts to Scale RB Stairs, Dies of Exhaustion

Only the good die young. A sullen mood has swept over campus this morning. Colin Haley, world-famous mountaineer, was found lying dead a third of the way up the RB stairs around 7:30 am. A helicopter has since flown over to remove his body from the scene. What was going to be the most ambitious ascent of his career turned out to be the most … Continue reading World Famous Mountaineer Attempts to Scale RB Stairs, Dies of Exhaustion

Lisa Simpson
Campus, Featured

BYU Did Not Authorize the Changing of the Learning Suite Logo

It is not yet known who changed the beloved Learning Suite logo, but whoever it was, BYU did not approve it, and wants to remind students that “any form of public expression on university webspace requires prior approval.” A full investigation has been launched into all students who have done things without BYU approval, with people from Color the Campus, BYU for Beards, and Emmalee … Continue reading BYU Did Not Authorize the Changing of the Learning Suite Logo

Albert Camus
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St. Patrick’s Day bar fight breaks out in Wilkinson Center

The classic St. Patrick’s Day malarkey found its way to BYU today in the form of a bar fight at Milk & Cookies. The famous dessert location in the Wilkinson Center had a special deal for mint chocolate milk and chocolate chip cookies with green M&Ms. Senior Braeyden McMasterson said he took his girlfriend, Ashtyn Anderson, to celebrate their seven-weekiversary, when another student started to … Continue reading St. Patrick’s Day bar fight breaks out in Wilkinson Center

Cameron Frye
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Worthen tells all: ’80s Boy Band “Kevin-ondi-Ahman” Photos LEAKED

In just a matter of hours, the internet may have been changed forever. Early Thursday morning, an anonymous Reddit user leaked a series of photos from the ’80s depicting a group of young unidentified musicians. After a thorough investigation, one of the young men in these photos has been confirmed to be Brigham Young University’s own Kevin J. Worthen. Rumors about the origins of these … Continue reading Worthen tells all: ’80s Boy Band “Kevin-ondi-Ahman” Photos LEAKED

Lisa Simpson
Campus, Featured

Culinary Arts and Mathematics Departments Engage in Dramatic Custody Battle Over Pi Day

Pi day is a celebration of the mathematical constant, π, that is often celebrated by eating pie. Although usually a peaceful and harmless event, this year BYU’s approach to the festivities has been marked by continually increasing conflict. Traditionally, the Mathematics department has led the pi day festivities with games, t-shirts, and infamously, poetry (don’t ask about the pikus). However, this year the Culinary Arts … Continue reading Culinary Arts and Mathematics Departments Engage in Dramatic Custody Battle Over Pi Day

Carmen Sandeigo